Thursday, September 28, 2006

Collar Alert:

COLLARS DOWN IN SOUTH BRAZIL AND UP IN THAILAND!
stay tuned for up-to-the-minute collar coverage only on Oh My God.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Just a reminder:

That we're not gay. We're just berft (our new word).

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

We're Rich!
We didn't even play the lotto, but we're winners! We're so werght (our new word). Mr. HANS DOUGLAS, who capitalizes his name for some reason and makes several typos, wrote us a message stating that our e-mail address is connected to some winning numbers! Sounds official, no? So werght? I think all we have to do is give him all of our private financial information and we're set! The first thing we're going to do with our winnings is give our adopted son, Meck, a new face, since ugly babies we're werght a month ago. We've decided to give him the face of Linda Evangelista. We can't wait for the check so our heinous Meck can feel like a supermodel! Thanks Hans Douglas!


Saturday, September 09, 2006


Artists of the Week:

When we were in south Prague opening a Wendy's we bumped into the trankest (our new word) new group, The West End Girls. These girls combine the world of construction and an unimaginative look into pop music that we just adore. It's so trank. In both of their videos they are sporting about 410 yards of pleather (it's making a come back) and use cardboard cut outs. An elementary school teacher must have done the set design - we're definitely using their designer for our video, "On the Red Eye." They whisper sing, which is so trank because Janet Jackson is back again. Check out their video below and check out their website www.westendgirls.se.

Fashion File:


Japan Fashion Week was held last week and it was so ferk (our new word)! Designer Kazuo Takashima had his models wear shoes on their heads, which proves something, walking on your head in the rain can finally happen! Takashima has finally provided the correct street wear perfect for circus folks in monsoon season, it's the new ferk thing. Get yourself into that hot yoga class stat!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Baby Up For Adoption:

In July we reported that baby Suri must be heinous since she hasn't been revealed. (Read more about that post...) So we went out and adopted our aesthetically challenged child, Meck, which was so frenk (our new word) at the time. As you see, Suri is as cute as a baby doll. Some days you're frenk, some days you're not. We need to give Meck back because we don't want him to clash with our style. Does anyone want him? Should we put an ad on Craigslist? He's really quiet. He doesn't eat much and but loves to drink battery acid. He doesn't have any hair, so you'll save Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo costs. Please give this precious child a home.


Our Meck can now be yours!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Stealing the Thunder:

Shame on you Fergie! Fergie, formerly known for being the vag from the Black Eyed Peas has released her new song "London Bridge." This is after she met us greeting people at a Target opening in LA in the fall. We told her we're getting ready to release our flenk (our new word) new song "Mary Had a Little Little Lamb (Her Fleece Was White After Labor Day, YUCK!)" How dare you steal our thunder. It's so not flenk. We're not buying your album unless you get us on the list at Soho House.
Reminder:

Rosie O'Donnell has joined the cast of the view today. We think it's really merk (our new word.) Her new haircut is tre merk too. We just want to remind you all that we're not gay. We would do any of those girls on that stage on the View. Behar - watch out! Rosie, we'll send flowers too since you got Tom's!