Oh My God - The Dlist sounds totally deet (our new word), but aren't BrYan with a Y and Rexxx the hottest guys on the web? I know we sold our genitalia to get into BED on New Year's Eve, but still. We're guys who party, have a blog, will make appearances for free and we COULD be on the radio, but our faces are too deet. Beyond that, we are world travelers that educate people on fashion, style and pretension. Dan Savage, that is so not deet. Is it because we're not gay like Anderson Cooper? He wants a family, just like us. Have you not seen our adopted heinous charity child, Meck? He's the most fashionable baby right now next to Suri. Ugly babies are so deet. We implore you Mr. Savage to change your words. But if you don't, we won't need you anyway because we're on the A List.
Monday, February 12, 2007
What about bryanandrex.blogspot.com?
Oh My God - The Dlist sounds totally deet (our new word), but aren't BrYan with a Y and Rexxx the hottest guys on the web? I know we sold our genitalia to get into BED on New Year's Eve, but still. We're guys who party, have a blog, will make appearances for free and we COULD be on the radio, but our faces are too deet. Beyond that, we are world travelers that educate people on fashion, style and pretension. Dan Savage, that is so not deet. Is it because we're not gay like Anderson Cooper? He wants a family, just like us. Have you not seen our adopted heinous charity child, Meck? He's the most fashionable baby right now next to Suri. Ugly babies are so deet. We implore you Mr. Savage to change your words. But if you don't, we won't need you anyway because we're on the A List.
Oh My God - The Dlist sounds totally deet (our new word), but aren't BrYan with a Y and Rexxx the hottest guys on the web? I know we sold our genitalia to get into BED on New Year's Eve, but still. We're guys who party, have a blog, will make appearances for free and we COULD be on the radio, but our faces are too deet. Beyond that, we are world travelers that educate people on fashion, style and pretension. Dan Savage, that is so not deet. Is it because we're not gay like Anderson Cooper? He wants a family, just like us. Have you not seen our adopted heinous charity child, Meck? He's the most fashionable baby right now next to Suri. Ugly babies are so deet. We implore you Mr. Savage to change your words. But if you don't, we won't need you anyway because we're on the A List.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Myspace Message of the Week:
Oh My God- today (VK:)Todd, from myspace, wrote us a message:
(VK:)TODD: Your Cute. (With the grammatical error.)
BrYan and Rexxx: Thanks, mystery pic.
(VK:) TODD: Your Welcome is your dick big (With the grammatical error and no punctuation.)
How do we answer that to a person who is so afraid to show his face on the internet? So not plert (our new word). To answer your question, we sold our genitalia to get into the VIP section of BED, a hot club in NYC on New Year's Eve. One day we'll be able to afford replacement parts. We'll let you know how big they are whenever we acquire it - at least you'll know they'll be plert.
Oh My God- today (VK:)Todd, from myspace, wrote us a message:(VK:)TODD: Your Cute. (With the grammatical error.)
BrYan and Rexxx: Thanks, mystery pic.
(VK:) TODD: Your Welcome is your dick big (With the grammatical error and no punctuation.)
How do we answer that to a person who is so afraid to show his face on the internet? So not plert (our new word). To answer your question, we sold our genitalia to get into the VIP section of BED, a hot club in NYC on New Year's Eve. One day we'll be able to afford replacement parts. We'll let you know how big they are whenever we acquire it - at least you'll know they'll be plert.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Artist of the Week
Oh My God. The German pop band, Die Prinzen is our artist of the with their melph (our new word) video, Mein Fahrrad (My Bike)! Since Queen, there hasn't been a bike song that even comes close to comparison. What's great about them, is they're leading the pack of subjectively unattactive front men. He looks like a cross between a fraggle and George Castanza's mother on Seinfeld. So melph! The message seems clear, although we don't speak a lick of German, is that corpulent singers need to exersise or nicolerichie to get better production values and a huge record deal. This is a fantastic message for those beastly children out there with subpar voices and should be shared with all. So melph.
Oh My God. The German pop band, Die Prinzen is our artist of the with their melph (our new word) video, Mein Fahrrad (My Bike)! Since Queen, there hasn't been a bike song that even comes close to comparison. What's great about them, is they're leading the pack of subjectively unattactive front men. He looks like a cross between a fraggle and George Castanza's mother on Seinfeld. So melph! The message seems clear, although we don't speak a lick of German, is that corpulent singers need to exersise or nicolerichie to get better production values and a huge record deal. This is a fantastic message for those beastly children out there with subpar voices and should be shared with all. So melph.
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