Thursday, April 26, 2007

We're on Web Radio

Oh My God. We just entered the world of Web Radio. We're so menkle (our new word). We spent the day on google looking for information about Rosie O'Donnell leaving the View. (We're not gay by the by...) We ran into this blogcast by comedian, Dave Rubin, on The Dave Rubin Show. It's a very menkle show. We show up in the program around 34 minutes into the show. We called to say that baked beans are the hot new weapon, so menkle. We're sending a box of Bush Brother's Baked Beans to Iraq. We want our troops to be in fashion...and boys...collars up! Click here to hear us!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Dance Double of the Week:

Oh My God. This award goes to former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell and her limber dance twin. We're currently looking for dance doubles for our tept (our new word) new video, "On The Red Eye." You can always borrow our tept dance move, The Mannequin. Geri, we're just confused that Martha Wash wasn't in the back ground or something. Hasn't she been omitted from enough music videos? Throw her a bone already! Otherwise we put our stamp of approval on this video. So tept, oh and we're not gay.




Thursday, April 19, 2007

She's Got Talent

Oh my god! Sorry we've been off line. We've been waiting for many checks from the multitude of our freelance deejay/fruit polishing/head waxing gigs. We thought Target lost our address! We even sold our adopted son, Meck to hot hollywood couple, John Tesh and Connie Sellica. We still couldn't make ends meet enough to pay our cable internet. But now we're back!

So many people give models a bad rap for only being pretty and just a blerq (our new word) body. Last weekend we were in the VIP lounge at Lotus and we saw the blerq Gisele Bündchen throwing back Stoli O and Red Bulls. We've heard that she does party tricks. So, we egged her on along with Veronica Mars' Jason Dohring. She then said "BrYan, Rexxx and Jason, I'll show you..." or something like that, it was in another language. But low and behold with a blink of an eye she transformed into an Impala or a Deer and ran out the door! Who knew she had so much talent with her mutant power! Gisele, you'll always be blerq in our eyes!