It's an honor!

Oh My God. Mark Ronson, MTV's artist of the Week (not as prestigious as ours) has a music video in honor of our blog! It's so etix (our new word).

Study With Us

Oh My God. Last night on VH1's "The Pick Up Artist," Mystery sent home Joe W, a very klerb (our new word) fellow from Minnesota. Women usually think he's gay...we totally get that all the time. We're totally straight too, Joe! You should come out to our hot neighborhood and we'll teach you to pick up the ladies. We really haven't picked anyone up since we sold our genitalia last New Year's Eve to get in the VIP treatment at Bed (Mystery can't even get into Bed), but we remember how to get chicks mesmerized. Joe can even stay on our papazan right next to our pet meerkat. So klerb.

Hot New Pose of the Week

Oh My God. We haven't been posing for pictures lately because we have been working months trying to find a pose to convey bordom and apathy. The paps haven't been nocking down our door lately because we've been so in cognito. We think we've found our new look and it's so yent (our new word). We're going to Butter tomorrow and we're going to use this pose to get in. Hand on chin will be so unexpected. It seems so pedestrian, but with our fashion forward ways it will skyrocket us to superstardom. So yent.