Oh My God! Please check out our new video. It's all the rage and oh so mink (our new word) We worked for 72 hours straight on this masterpiece. Well, we only mopped up venomous snakes and rats throughout the shoot, but it was an honor. Next time, we may actually get to use the same bathroom as this Bollywood star!

Look of the Week

Oh My God. The new vlant (our new word) look for today is being covered in brown paint. It's so mud-wrestling-chic and can now exist outside of 1800's North American Native times. Just add a Gucci handbag with a pair of gold Greek sandals with a small heel. Pull back your hair then you're ready to show the world just how vlant you can be! We're going to the opening of "Love Happens" with this look. Can't wait to show everything off. So vlant.

America's Next Top Mall-del

Oh My God. We're pitching a new to show to My Network TV. A show where we search in malls across America to find the most yert (our new word) fashion models. Real models who look like they could be mannequins from The Limited, who we're looking to sponsor. The big prize would be to be featured in the Flagship Limited Store and $5000 cash. We're looking to get Kristy Swanson and Meshach Taylor from Mannequin 2 to be judges since they know a lot about yertness and possibly mannequins.

Are you up for the challenge?

Bundy Bash!

Oh my god----We are thrilled to report we will be vacationing in the Hamptons this weekend. Well--not really the Hamptons---but Massapequa. We will be Ipod Deejaying at The Bundy Bash. Celebrating the late great himself. And finally we are getting paid! The hosts of the shack are giving us a pair of brand new cinder block shoes! So Slarp! (word of the week) They will not be out until December, great shoes for the Winter. We are honored to wear them.

The New Country to be Held Hostage

Oh My God. After Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea, it became yesterday's barnt (our new word) news. The hottest country to be held captive is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. We're going there next week to bring Starbucks coffee beans to people of the DRotC. Two thirds of the country is malnourished, so it looks like time to start our new Master Cleanse, poppy seeds and non-brita water. Plus, the hot new pet of the week is the Okapi. So not barnt

Print of the Week

Oh My God. We were in the Cayman Islands at a super dwarnt (our new word) Dunkin Donuts opening. We were iPhone DJing early Canadian pop Alanis and latter secular Amy Grant. We noticed a dwarnt new print in men's wear. We got three pair each in different color schemes and even got two for Meck, our adopted son. We have to say these fashions made quite a splish. So dwarnt.

Food Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were in South Albania on Tuesday. We had the most succulent ribs ever. It was so krant (our new word). We had Baby Back Snow Leopard ribs! Never have we had anything so succulent and messy. So krant. The ribs were served with a side of Macaroni and Albanian Goat Cheese with a lightly seasoned kale. Meck just couldn't get enough, he needed to two bibs and he rarely eats human food. This was served with the most dry Pinot Noir. Our teeth were fushia and our stomachs were full. You'd think that this was expensive, but since we opened Albania's first Target, we got our meal for free. We're so krant.

Song of the Week

Oh My God. This week we have discovered the very Strank (our new word) new artist from East France, Art Sullivan---Take a listen now---We will be mopping up after him all summer long on his tour of East South America. We won't be getting paid in real money, only in nuts, but it is an honor to be working with such a manboy!

Hair of the Week

Oh My God. This is the most marnt (our new word) shampoo ever and is all over south Malaysia! Sunsilk Shampoo turns everyday hair into real silk! See below. So marnt.

Dance of the Week

Oh My God. Below are some people doing the flant (our new word) new dance. Often times called the "Step, Touch," we love the ironic statement used here. Doing the dance will the least amount of skill to a song written by Luther Vandross for the Broadway Musical, "The Wiz." These white kids are hilighting the fact that they have no soul, which that is so artitic and flant!

Emmy Nomination of the Week

Oh My God. The Emmy Award Nominations have been announced today. We're sad to say that our superb make-up job as seriously featured close-up extras on Law and Order: SVU have gone unnoticed. Here are the untek (our new word) nominees for Outstanding Makeup.

Norman T. Leavitt for Grey's Anatomy - ABC

John E. Jackson for Little Britain - HBO

Debbie Zoller for Mad Men - AMC

Eryn Krueger Mekash for Nip/Tuck - FX

Todd A. McIntosh for Pushing Daisies - ABC

No BrYan and Rexxx for Law and Order: SVU - NBC? So untek!

Trend of the Week

Oh My God. The gloudest (our new word) fashion statement of the week is an aqua-marine burqa. It's sort of taboo in Paris, but it's like wearing handcuffs in the sack with a serial killer, so gloud! It's only permissible if you are rocking a dark plum liquid eye liner and thick mascara. Live out gloud!

Homage of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed a video by Le Colonel Bastard on Youtube. It's so orped (our new word). He is doing an homage to the very orped Iranian-born German perfomer Amos. Whose video "I Can't Stop My Feet" rocked the Oh My God blog a few times. So orped!

Hot Remix Opportunity

Oh My God. This song is so MrPle (our new word). Rianna needs to get on this hot MrPle song before Diddy gets it. Can someone remix this? So MrPle.

Hot Flu of the Week

Oh My God. It would seem that Swine Flu is all the rage right now. Plebs are waiting behind velvet ropes as A-List stars are getting a taste of it first. So terb (our new word). For you trendsetters out there, we've discovered an even hotter flu, The Raccoon Flu. It's so exclusive that only animals can get it. How terb. This whole week we've opened our hot East Bronxville (our new chic neighborhood) loft up to a baker's dozen Raccoons. We're keeping our fingers crossed as we're all sharing the same water dish. Totally terb.

Fashion Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were iPod DJing at an opening of new target in east South Korea last week. Their fashion is so menq (our new word). We found this great place to get Korean fash and the website is so easy to remember http://stores.ebay.com.au/fashionlearder91. Just rolls off the tounge after having a sip of a jamba. So menq.

We're Not Gay But...

We think this even is going to be totally bernf (our new word). Hopefully we can pick up some of the losers! By the way, collars up in east Wisconsin.