Print of the Week

Oh My God. We were in the Cayman Islands at a super dwarnt (our new word) Dunkin Donuts opening. We were iPhone DJing early Canadian pop Alanis and latter secular Amy Grant. We noticed a dwarnt new print in men's wear. We got three pair each in different color schemes and even got two for Meck, our adopted son. We have to say these fashions made quite a splish. So dwarnt.

Food Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were in South Albania on Tuesday. We had the most succulent ribs ever. It was so krant (our new word). We had Baby Back Snow Leopard ribs! Never have we had anything so succulent and messy. So krant. The ribs were served with a side of Macaroni and Albanian Goat Cheese with a lightly seasoned kale. Meck just couldn't get enough, he needed to two bibs and he rarely eats human food. This was served with the most dry Pinot Noir. Our teeth were fushia and our stomachs were full. You'd think that this was expensive, but since we opened Albania's first Target, we got our meal for free. We're so krant.

Song of the Week

Oh My God. This week we have discovered the very Strank (our new word) new artist from East France, Art Sullivan---Take a listen now---We will be mopping up after him all summer long on his tour of East South America. We won't be getting paid in real money, only in nuts, but it is an honor to be working with such a manboy!

Hair of the Week

Oh My God. This is the most marnt (our new word) shampoo ever and is all over south Malaysia! Sunsilk Shampoo turns everyday hair into real silk! See below. So marnt.

Dance of the Week

Oh My God. Below are some people doing the flant (our new word) new dance. Often times called the "Step, Touch," we love the ironic statement used here. Doing the dance will the least amount of skill to a song written by Luther Vandross for the Broadway Musical, "The Wiz." These white kids are hilighting the fact that they have no soul, which that is so artitic and flant!

Emmy Nomination of the Week

Oh My God. The Emmy Award Nominations have been announced today. We're sad to say that our superb make-up job as seriously featured close-up extras on Law and Order: SVU have gone unnoticed. Here are the untek (our new word) nominees for Outstanding Makeup.

Norman T. Leavitt for Grey's Anatomy - ABC

John E. Jackson for Little Britain - HBO

Debbie Zoller for Mad Men - AMC

Eryn Krueger Mekash for Nip/Tuck - FX

Todd A. McIntosh for Pushing Daisies - ABC

No BrYan and Rexxx for Law and Order: SVU - NBC? So untek!

Trend of the Week

Oh My God. The gloudest (our new word) fashion statement of the week is an aqua-marine burqa. It's sort of taboo in Paris, but it's like wearing handcuffs in the sack with a serial killer, so gloud! It's only permissible if you are rocking a dark plum liquid eye liner and thick mascara. Live out gloud!

Homage of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed a video by Le Colonel Bastard on Youtube. It's so orped (our new word). He is doing an homage to the very orped Iranian-born German perfomer Amos. Whose video "I Can't Stop My Feet" rocked the Oh My God blog a few times. So orped!

Hot Remix Opportunity

Oh My God. This song is so MrPle (our new word). Rianna needs to get on this hot MrPle song before Diddy gets it. Can someone remix this? So MrPle.