Food Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were in South Albania on Tuesday. We had the most succulent ribs ever. It was so krant (our new word). We had Baby Back Snow Leopard ribs! Never have we had anything so succulent and messy. So krant. The ribs were served with a side of Macaroni and Albanian Goat Cheese with a lightly seasoned kale. Meck just couldn't get enough, he needed to two bibs and he rarely eats human food. This was served with the most dry Pinot Noir. Our teeth were fushia and our stomachs were full. You'd think that this was expensive, but since we opened Albania's first Target, we got our meal for free. We're so krant.

Trend of the Week

Oh My God. The gloudest (our new word) fashion statement of the week is an aqua-marine burqa. It's sort of taboo in Paris, but it's like wearing handcuffs in the sack with a serial killer, so gloud! It's only permissible if you are rocking a dark plum liquid eye liner and thick mascara. Live out gloud!

Fashion Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were iPod DJing at an opening of new target in east South Korea last week. Their fashion is so menq (our new word). We found this great place to get Korean fash and the website is so easy to remember http://stores.ebay.com.au/fashionlearder91. Just rolls off the tounge after having a sip of a jamba. So menq.