Look of the Week

Oh My God. The new vlant (our new word) look for today is being covered in brown paint. It's so mud-wrestling-chic and can now exist outside of 1800's North American Native times. Just add a Gucci handbag with a pair of gold Greek sandals with a small heel. Pull back your hair then you're ready to show the world just how vlant you can be! We're going to the opening of "Love Happens" with this look. Can't wait to show everything off. So vlant.

Look of the Week

Oh My God. This week ladies go get your haircut and frosted. It needs to be hairpt (our new word). We iPod DJed at an Target opening in Columbus, Ohio and this haircut is all the rage. Ladies you need to get the Markie Post. To accommodate this look you must have the sass or be a quirky public defender. So hairpt. You'll stop traffic with this look. Don't forget to accessorize with your fashion fanny pack and jean jacked. This look is so hairpt.

Gospel follows popularity in half-dressed.

Oh My God. Aretha Franklin followed the half-dressed trend that most popstars sport last night at the Grammy Awards. We think that's so bologre (our new word.) But what makes it so fashionable is that it's not the usually vag hanging out, not that we mind because we're not gay, but she chose to show off her bologre sausage link. So bologre.

Look of the Week

Oh My God. Get your carrots out of the crisper everyone and have a feast! We've been on a complete carrot diet for the past month to get the look to the right. It's so carank (our new word.) We're a deep peach color now, but we're going for a nice Burnt Sienna for Christmas morning. If you're looking for any carank Christmas parties, we're going to the 14th street food kitchen. We hear it's exclusive and it's open bar. Happy Holidays. So carank!