This is the yemptest (our new word) diet to hit the scene. The Pepto Plan, it's so yempt. The diet is as follows:
- A Tablet for Breakfast.
- 3 Tablets for lunch and a tall glass of Pepto liquid.
- A chilled bottle of Pepto and a turnip.
We've lost 13 pounds and occationally our consciousness. Paris should try it because we've only excreted in pink. So yempt.
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