Dance Hit of the Week

Oh My God. Sorry we've been away. We've been in West Uganda iPod deejaying. It was so marq (our new word). But here we have our new dance hit of the week. So marq.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. We ran across this kank (our new word) new artist. Much to our chagrin he's not even signed. We're working on our own record label called XXX with a Y Records. The artist (which I'm sure some of you know) is RoGeR. The reverb on his voice "Alone" will skyrocket him to stardom. Look how putting your voice into a filter helped out Paula Abdul and Britany Spears! Keep doing your thing RoGeR. Check out the song below!

Alone

Dance of the Week

Oh My God. The Fast Food Rockers are trying to rival us again. They are trying to serve us, literally. Their hit single, "Fast Food Song" has choreography that will attempt to bump our zeck (our new word) dance craze, "The Mannequin." The Fast Food Rockers have gone corporate and we can't even afford a non-blogspot website. All we can do is ask you to stand strong, still and don't move so the Mannequin can live forever. Kim Catrall, can you back us up? So zeck.

Pronunciation of the Week

Oh My God. Jillian Lewis has created a new pronunciation this week on the finale of Project Runway last night and we think it's so raught (our new word)! She reauditized RESOLUTION. She pronounced it rEEEEEsolution. So raught. Forget Christian and "Fierce," this is going to be huge. And to think she's from Long Island where it's normally pronounced rezalushen with a big hand gesture. Sorry you didn't win Jillian, but you have a raught new word of your own.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed in the mirror scene in Tommy, Ann-Margret decorated her boudoir just like our loft in East Williamsburg (Canarsie). So hepting (our new word). We love her mirror dance, it's not as hepting as the Mannequin which has become a world-wide sensation. The synth-wind effect needs to make a comeback as well. Can we get Jay-Z on that? Check out the video below and remember how hepting good ol' Ann used to be!

Scary Busey...

Oh My God. Gary Busey just gave Jennifer Garner just got the weirdest kiss on the neck while talking to Ryan Seacrest. So no burpt (our new word.)

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. A plerb (our new word) artist, Paula Abdul is making a comeback that's bigger than Tab. We're not sure if she's using her voice or the voice of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Either way it is so plerb. In the music video you'll see Randy Jackson from American Idol and Journey fame, playing a bass like the girls from Richard Palmer videos. What a shout out! We were surprised that Simon, Ford and Coke didn't get a shout out in the video. Like Amy Weinhouse, this is a throwback song. A throwback to 2001. Way to give a subtle shout out to 9/11. Paula Abdul is always so controversial. So plerb.

Gay Face of the Week.

Oh My God. So quirpette (our new word.)

America's Next Top Let Down

Oh My God. We were turned away from the casting at the cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model. Tyra just turned us away because we're men. That is so not prenkle (our new word). We told her that we would even compete as one person like the awkward ginger twins a few years ago. ANTM needs us, we will be the biggest runway duo to hit Valentino since Tyra's ample tits. We could totally kill in the go sees! We have so much personality and we know Moby. So prenkle.

Look of the Week

Oh My God. This week ladies go get your haircut and frosted. It needs to be hairpt (our new word). We iPod DJed at an Target opening in Columbus, Ohio and this haircut is all the rage. Ladies you need to get the Markie Post. To accommodate this look you must have the sass or be a quirky public defender. So hairpt. You'll stop traffic with this look. Don't forget to accessorize with your fashion fanny pack and jean jacked. This look is so hairpt.

Our Love Auction:

Oh My God. We've been weeding through all of the celebutants and we still haven't figured out with whom we should spend our hemt (our new word) Valentine's Day. We really think that we should go out with one of our readers. So hemt. Why don't you add a comment saying how much you would pay to hang out with us. Don't worry, we'll take you the hottest velvet ropes in the city. We used to clean the restrooms in Lotus if that tells you anything. We're hot to trot and so hemt.

Gospel follows popularity in half-dressed.

Oh My God. Aretha Franklin followed the half-dressed trend that most popstars sport last night at the Grammy Awards. We think that's so bologre (our new word.) But what makes it so fashionable is that it's not the usually vag hanging out, not that we mind because we're not gay, but she chose to show off her bologre sausage link. So bologre.

Grammy Performance of the Night

Oh My God. Beyonce had the hit performance last night at the Grammys. With great performances from Amy Weinhouse, Kanye West, Alicia Keys, and Foo Fighters, Beyonce was so good, they kept showing it over and over again. It was so klerb (our new word). Check it out below!

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. The son of the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals has started his plerm (our new word) career. We haven't really confirmed that fact, but he looks just like him. The artist's name goes by the name Tristan. It's the singular name popularized by Madonna, Cher and Rumplestitskin. His songs have the c word thrown all over the place and we like that because we're straight. So plerm. Check out the video below, dogs whining makes him smile apparently.