Artist of the Week

Oh My God. We ran across this kank (our new word) new artist. Much to our chagrin he's not even signed. We're working on our own record label called XXX with a Y Records. The artist (which I'm sure some of you know) is RoGeR. The reverb on his voice "Alone" will skyrocket him to stardom. Look how putting your voice into a filter helped out Paula Abdul and Britany Spears! Keep doing your thing RoGeR. Check out the song below!

Alone

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed in the mirror scene in Tommy, Ann-Margret decorated her boudoir just like our loft in East Williamsburg (Canarsie). So hepting (our new word). We love her mirror dance, it's not as hepting as the Mannequin which has become a world-wide sensation. The synth-wind effect needs to make a comeback as well. Can we get Jay-Z on that? Check out the video below and remember how hepting good ol' Ann used to be!

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. A plerb (our new word) artist, Paula Abdul is making a comeback that's bigger than Tab. We're not sure if she's using her voice or the voice of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Either way it is so plerb. In the music video you'll see Randy Jackson from American Idol and Journey fame, playing a bass like the girls from Richard Palmer videos. What a shout out! We were surprised that Simon, Ford and Coke didn't get a shout out in the video. Like Amy Weinhouse, this is a throwback song. A throwback to 2001. Way to give a subtle shout out to 9/11. Paula Abdul is always so controversial. So plerb.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. The son of the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals has started his plerm (our new word) career. We haven't really confirmed that fact, but he looks just like him. The artist's name goes by the name Tristan. It's the singular name popularized by Madonna, Cher and Rumplestitskin. His songs have the c word thrown all over the place and we like that because we're straight. So plerm. Check out the video below, dogs whining makes him smile apparently.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. We are rarely this inspired. Stacy Hedger is do derng (our new word). Her acting, dancing and trumpet playing definitely make her a triple threat and a force to be reconed with. Watch out Jennifer Preggers Lopez! We decided that spangled sleeves are so derng and the pitch being a little under is just part of her style, have you ever heard Fergie live?

It's an honor!

Oh My God. Mark Ronson, MTV's artist of the Week (not as prestigious as ours) has a music video in honor of our blog! It's so etix (our new word).

Another Throwback Artist.

Oh My God. With the popularity of Amy Weinhouse's throwback album, artists are now following suit. Stewen Anderson is doing just that with his hot track, "Let it Out!" This song is so rapz (our new word.) This number is definitely a throwback to 1994, an era left out in the throwback genre. When the song was over, I was waiting for Ace of Base, like I used to do when we were making rapz mixtapes off the radio. I also felt like Lisa Loeb's career could be resurrected when i listened to that song...when the song was over, I realized so is she. So rapz.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God - have we found a gem for you, he's so hytti (our new word). His name is Yann - not to be confused with yawn. His beats are infectious and oh so hytti! According to his website, "Yann is a citizen of the world, for he grew up traveling the globe, from Paris to New York, Milan to Casablanca." We can totally relate - you never know where you'll find us - East Williamsburg, South Lima, East Afghanistan or where ever a Target is opening.

One of his hytti tracks is "Hunky." Yann is an amazing composer, he found a chic way to make 3 notes sound robotically beguiling. Some of the lyrics are "You keep calling me hot stuff, I know this is just a bluff. I know I can make you horny, You keep calling me hunky" It's like Kerouac, but that hot boxy maidbot, Rosie from the Jetson's saying it from where her heart is programmed. Check out his tracks at www.myspace.com/yannmusic.

We are on the cutting edge!


Oh My God! On July 20th 2006 we posted our "Artist of the Week," Gunther! He was so qwib (our new word) with his new single Tutti Frutti Summer Love. We've find out recently that super blogger, Perez Hilton has announced him as his favorite on May 2nd 2007. I think this one of the first examples where two hard working paternal straight men who live together in one bedroom apartment in a totally platonic way have found a trend before a gay man. We're just so qwib. Monica Potter, don't worry! You'll blow up a year from now!

Artist of the Week

Oh My God! This is dedicated to the most unknown celeb in America right now, she is so ruw (our new word). Ladies and Gentleman reacquaint yourself with the multi talented and oh so ruw Monica Potter. You may have seen her most recently on Boston Legal or perhaps Patch Adams. So ruw! But I'm sure you probably have not seen her like this!

Dance Double of the Week:

Oh My God. This award goes to former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell and her limber dance twin. We're currently looking for dance doubles for our tept (our new word) new video, "On The Red Eye." You can always borrow our tept dance move, The Mannequin. Geri, we're just confused that Martha Wash wasn't in the back ground or something. Hasn't she been omitted from enough music videos? Throw her a bone already! Otherwise we put our stamp of approval on this video. So tept, oh and we're not gay.

Artist of the week

Oh my god - this young lady, Nikole Marie Music came into contact with us from Myspace. Her sounds are very hunph (our new word) and she seems like a perfectly lovely girl. She looks like the woman who works at the tanning salon next to Target in East Hanover mall in central Pennsylvania. Her first song she states she is dangerous, from our perspective it looks like her tan maybe dangerous. Please see your dermo stat. But seriously - we're looking for a surrogate breast feeder for our adopted son, Meck. Let us know if you're interested. One of your other tracks is entitled Selfish, so maybe you won't. For less information about her, check out her website at nikolemarie.com.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. The German pop band, Die Prinzen is our artist of the with their melph (our new word) video, Mein Fahrrad (My Bike)! Since Queen, there hasn't been a bike song that even comes close to comparison. What's great about them, is they're leading the pack of subjectively unattactive front men. He looks like a cross between a fraggle and George Castanza's mother on Seinfeld. So melph! The message seems clear, although we don't speak a lick of German, is that corpulent singers need to exersise or nicolerichie to get better production values and a huge record deal. This is a fantastic message for those beastly children out there with subpar voices and should be shared with all. So melph.

Artists of the Week:

The VinylShakerz covered the Murray Head hit "One Night in Bangkok." Their cover is so komd (our new word!). This music video is a window to the night light of BrYan and Rexxx. We've spent many a night in South Thailand drinking with crowds of ladies clamoring to catch a glimpse of us! Here, here VinylShakerz! So komd.

Artists of the Week:

When we were in south Prague opening a Wendy's we bumped into the trankest (our new word) new group, The West End Girls. These girls combine the world of construction and an unimaginative look into pop music that we just adore. It's so trank. In both of their videos they are sporting about 410 yards of pleather (it's making a come back) and use cardboard cut outs. An elementary school teacher must have done the set design - we're definitely using their designer for our video, "On the Red Eye." They whisper sing, which is so trank because Janet Jackson is back again. Check out their video below and check out their website www.westendgirls.se.

Artist of the Week

This man is delicious and so barnk (our new word for today)! His name is Amos, one name like Madonna, Rhetta and of course BrYan and Rexxx. He's the self-titled imperator of pop. He certainly is a dancing fiend. We met him on a redeye to Frankfurt one night over Boxing Day in '04. We exchanged busi-cards and recently reconnected at the Men's room in the Applebee's at South Beach. We really want to borrow his barnk gold suit for the opening of a hot new club in east Erie. Check out is website at http://www.amos-music.com and see this video below.

Artist of the Week

You must check out the glarbest (new word of the day) new artist to hit the scene. We ran into him at a hot bagel shop in east Istambul in the beginning of '05 during a glarb DJ/Music conference. We love his style and his song, Tutti Frutti Summerlove is already on our 4 iPods. We're going to spin it at our late set in Boise tomorrow.

Check out his website and listen to these future hits. www.gunthernet.com.

Artist of the Week

Check out the carpest new singer, Adam Barta. We met him in east Boliva laptop spinning in a warehouse on a Tuesday afternoon. We think his Physical cover is zo klart!

www.adambarta.com