The New Country to be Held HostageOh My God. After Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea, it became yesterday's barnt (our new word) news. The hottest country to be held captive is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. We're going there next week to bring Starbucks coffee beans to people of the DRotC. Two thirds of the country is malnourished, so it looks like time to start our new Master Cleanse, poppy seeds and non-brita water. Plus, the hot new pet of the week is the Okapi. So not barnt
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