The New Country to be Held Hostage

Oh My God. After Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea, it became yesterday's barnt (our new word) news. The hottest country to be held captive is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. We're going there next week to bring Starbucks coffee beans to people of the DRotC. Two thirds of the country is malnourished, so it looks like time to start our new Master Cleanse, poppy seeds and non-brita water. Plus, the hot new pet of the week is the Okapi. So not barnt

Hot Pet of the Week

Oh my God, there is a quap (our new word) pet in town that will blow away any toy dog this side of East Maui. That new pet is the darling Cicada. They're so very economical. They don't eat much or require a lot of space and they look great with a pair of red capris. So quap! Plus they shed their out-of-style exoskeleton in the fall, just like us!