Showing posts with label Myspace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Myspace. Show all posts

Monday, March 12, 2007

Artist of the week

Oh my god - this young lady, Nikole Marie Music came into contact with us from Myspace. Her sounds are very hunph (our new word) and she seems like a perfectly lovely girl. She looks like the woman who works at the tanning salon next to Target in East Hanover mall in central Pennsylvania. Her first song she states she is dangerous, from our perspective it looks like her tan maybe dangerous. Please see your dermo stat. But seriously - we're looking for a surrogate breast feeder for our adopted son, Meck. Let us know if you're interested. One of your other tracks is entitled Selfish, so maybe you won't. For less information about her, check out her website at nikolemarie.com.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Myspace Message of the Week:
Oh My God- today (VK:)Todd, from myspace, wrote us a message:

(VK:)TODD: Your Cute. (With the grammatical error.)

BrYan and Rexxx: Thanks, mystery pic.

(VK:) TODD: Your Welcome is your dick big (With the grammatical error and no punctuation.)

How do we answer that to a person who is so afraid to show his face on the internet? So not plert (our new word). To answer your question, we sold our genitalia to get into the VIP section of BED, a hot club in NYC on New Year's Eve. One day we'll be able to afford replacement parts. We'll let you know how big they are whenever we acquire it - at least you'll know they'll be plert.

Monday, January 08, 2007


Myspace quote of the day:

From this gentleman named, I ShAkE iT LiKe JeLLo MaKe ThE BoYz SaY HeLLo


"don't hate me cuz im beautyful hate me cuz ur man think so"

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Myspace Profile of the Week!

Hello everyone! Meet our plattest (our new word) fresh friend. Her name is Asian Pie. She has free webcam shows. We think they must be like our free weekly show at Mo Pitkin's about fashion, style and celebrity! We're too busy to catch them - we've been sweeping Tower records for all the deals for our Target India Tour. Look at her outfit. So platt. Thongs and Arms are so hot in Asia right now. It's great to connect with other performers like us on myspace. So professional. Check her out!