Accessory of the Day:
Self-absorbed babble is the miquest (our new word) thing! Throw out your Louis, your Coach and your Fendi. Just assume that people want to hear every boring detail of your life. As long as you're confident about it - people will listen and find you so mique!
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Accessory of the Day
There is a new controversial accessory out there. It's so yurp (our new word) that you can't get it at any store. Paris has been waiting for it for years! The yurpest new thing is a great personality. We were at a hot party in Santa Monica. We didn't get in - we just waited outside greeting everyone waiting for Moby. Camryn Mainheim totally talked to us before she made a b-line to the rosemary and olive oil Trisquits. She said we were fabulous and sort of laughed in our faces when we told her "collars up," but she was yurp none the less. We hope Meck, our adopted child, will grow up one day to be just like her. Sweet and very yurp.
There is a new controversial accessory out there. It's so yurp (our new word) that you can't get it at any store. Paris has been waiting for it for years! The yurpest new thing is a great personality. We were at a hot party in Santa Monica. We didn't get in - we just waited outside greeting everyone waiting for Moby. Camryn Mainheim totally talked to us before she made a b-line to the rosemary and olive oil Trisquits. She said we were fabulous and sort of laughed in our faces when we told her "collars up," but she was yurp none the less. We hope Meck, our adopted child, will grow up one day to be just like her. Sweet and very yurp.Wednesday, August 23, 2006
We've been on vacation...
We apologize that we haven't been posting. The three of us (BrYan, Rex and Meck, our fashionably unattractive adopted child ala the mysterious and most likely heinous Suri Cruise) went on vacation to east Istanbul. Unfortunately, it wasn't so herk (our new word). The Turkish government took one look at Meck and mistook him for an illegal alien...like an ALIEN alien. They threw us in the slammer quicker than you could say kebob. We were beaten, questioned and raped. We did not enjoy being raped by the ravage muscular Turkish beefcakes in those seemingly unsanitary unattended shower rooms. We weren't the only ones prodded - poor Meck was being tested and probed to see if he was actually human. How dare they - he's most definitely horrificly unattractive, but you can see that he's human. Just look into those black eyes. Now we're back and it's herk to have your collars up!
We apologize that we haven't been posting. The three of us (BrYan, Rex and Meck, our fashionably unattractive adopted child ala the mysterious and most likely heinous Suri Cruise) went on vacation to east Istanbul. Unfortunately, it wasn't so herk (our new word). The Turkish government took one look at Meck and mistook him for an illegal alien...like an ALIEN alien. They threw us in the slammer quicker than you could say kebob. We were beaten, questioned and raped. We did not enjoy being raped by the ravage muscular Turkish beefcakes in those seemingly unsanitary unattended shower rooms. We weren't the only ones prodded - poor Meck was being tested and probed to see if he was actually human. How dare they - he's most definitely horrificly unattractive, but you can see that he's human. Just look into those black eyes. Now we're back and it's herk to have your collars up!
Monday, August 14, 2006
Myspace Page of the WeekOh My God - we've decided to start featuring ulp (our new word) myspace pages that embody the essance of BrYan and Rex. Here is our first page. Meet "F*ck Me, I'm Paris." FMIP is the ulpest thing on myspace. Here are some of his goals. He's 19 years old and he's very P. Hil meets Grieco.
* Get a Job
* Get BellyButton Pierced
* Get a Car
* Graduate From High School
* Go To College
* Get A Job
* Become Successful in whatever I Do
* Get a Apartment Suite on the Top Floor
* Get Married to my "One"
* (Possibly Adpot A Child)
* Live in Europe
* Drive a Vouge (2004 Range Rover)
* Meet Britney Spears
* Find Mr. Right
* Move out of Aspen
* Go to World Music Awards in Monte Carlo w/ my aunt next summer)
* Live life freely
This is how we should live life, no? He's 19 years old and is trying to graduate High School - We took an extra year to get prom kings, alas to no avail. We're pulling for you, FMIP! He has get a job twice but no "Meet BrYan and Rex" on the list - but we'll let that slide. Check out his page. http://www.myspace.com/fashionboi
Sunday, August 13, 2006
For Those Nay Sayers...
A week or so ago we talked about the hottest thing to hit the clubs, Cassette DJing. To our "friends" who don't thing think it's the terpest (our new word)thing ever, you need to check out this terp video from Denmark. We met them in a Whole Foods while waxing nuts (our part time job). They were looking for McDonalds and Elvis magnets, but we let them in the right direction, Arby's and Moby. So terp. They showed us their video where they also cassette dj. We're all so very turp.
A week or so ago we talked about the hottest thing to hit the clubs, Cassette DJing. To our "friends" who don't thing think it's the terpest (our new word)thing ever, you need to check out this terp video from Denmark. We met them in a Whole Foods while waxing nuts (our part time job). They were looking for McDonalds and Elvis magnets, but we let them in the right direction, Arby's and Moby. So terp. They showed us their video where they also cassette dj. We're all so very turp.Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Diet Alert:
This is the yemptest (our new word) diet to hit the scene. The Pepto Plan, it's so yempt. The diet is as follows:
This is the yemptest (our new word) diet to hit the scene. The Pepto Plan, it's so yempt. The diet is as follows:- A Tablet for Breakfast.
- 3 Tablets for lunch and a tall glass of Pepto liquid.
- A chilled bottle of Pepto and a turnip.
We've lost 13 pounds and occationally our consciousness. Paris should try it because we've only excreted in pink. So yempt.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Choreography Challenge part III:
It looks like there is another submission to our choreography challenge. It's now an all out war between yours truly, The Fast Food Rockers, The Harrison County High School Show Choir and now we have a new submission from a South Korean Pre-School. They attached this letter to their submission. Dear Bryan and Rex, We would like to be part of the challenge. We've seen your performance of the 'Mannequin' a few weeks ago. You have good technique but the concept is too trite. The Fast Food Rockers are savagely unskilled and it's apparent that Harrison County is in a serious talent drought. Please accept our submission and eat it, sh*t face! We were a little thrown off by this, but they do have a telp (our new word) tape.
It looks like there is another submission to our choreography challenge. It's now an all out war between yours truly, The Fast Food Rockers, The Harrison County High School Show Choir and now we have a new submission from a South Korean Pre-School. They attached this letter to their submission. Dear Bryan and Rex, We would like to be part of the challenge. We've seen your performance of the 'Mannequin' a few weeks ago. You have good technique but the concept is too trite. The Fast Food Rockers are savagely unskilled and it's apparent that Harrison County is in a serious talent drought. Please accept our submission and eat it, sh*t face! We were a little thrown off by this, but they do have a telp (our new word) tape.
Don't forget our telp dance:
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Trend Alert:
While we were in west remote Indonesia this past weekend, we couldn't report the ferchest (our new word) trends out there. We didn't have internet access or service to our T-Mobile Sidekick. We had to get the people dancing and there was no plug for our 4 different iPods. We ended up cassette spinning for a crowd of twenties. It was so ferch. We also performed a 30 minute scene from Turner and Hooch. The crowd was so blown away they started throwing us drinks on stage. FREE drinks, it was so ferch. They probably didn't know that they would spill all over us and give us bruises. Nevertheless, bust out your cassettes for your next DJ gig. It's so ferch.
While we were in west remote Indonesia this past weekend, we couldn't report the ferchest (our new word) trends out there. We didn't have internet access or service to our T-Mobile Sidekick. We had to get the people dancing and there was no plug for our 4 different iPods. We ended up cassette spinning for a crowd of twenties. It was so ferch. We also performed a 30 minute scene from Turner and Hooch. The crowd was so blown away they started throwing us drinks on stage. FREE drinks, it was so ferch. They probably didn't know that they would spill all over us and give us bruises. Nevertheless, bust out your cassettes for your next DJ gig. It's so ferch.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
We're so influential!
Oh My God! About a week ago we made Gunther our blaert (our new word) artist of the week. We're absolutely sure the web traffic must have skyrocketed. We also assume that Samantha Fox must have caught wind of our pick of the week and recorded a song and video in a weeks time. You know once you see it on our blog - things just blow up. It's soooo blaert! She covered her blaertest hit song, "Touch Me" with this hot swede rocker. Sam, we know you're reading this...we're going to spin that hot track at the opening of a Target in Akron, Ohio next weekend. Why don't you stop by? Check out the video below.
Oh My God! About a week ago we made Gunther our blaert (our new word) artist of the week. We're absolutely sure the web traffic must have skyrocketed. We also assume that Samantha Fox must have caught wind of our pick of the week and recorded a song and video in a weeks time. You know once you see it on our blog - things just blow up. It's soooo blaert! She covered her blaertest hit song, "Touch Me" with this hot swede rocker. Sam, we know you're reading this...we're going to spin that hot track at the opening of a Target in Akron, Ohio next weekend. Why don't you stop by? Check out the video below.
We also found a picture of Gunther from his high school year book. He was so blaert back then too...same exact fashion statement.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Retro Fashion
The fashion forward Carolyn Castiglia introduced her clepht (our new word at 5:50p) space age silver jacket in May '06. We applauded this fashion statement and told all of our friends in south Chile about this. You can imagine our shock when Carolyn showed up to our show in June '06 wearing the same jacket! Appalling! Not because it was June - because copper was the denk (our word then) trend of that moment. Carolyn, try to keep up with what metallic fabrics are in for each week or even day. If we weren't so busy traveling, spinning and waxing nuts we'd totally help you. Next time text us on our T-Mobile Sidekick before you leave the house (or do our show).
The fashion forward Carolyn Castiglia introduced her clepht (our new word at 5:50p) space age silver jacket in May '06. We applauded this fashion statement and told all of our friends in south Chile about this. You can imagine our shock when Carolyn showed up to our show in June '06 wearing the same jacket! Appalling! Not because it was June - because copper was the denk (our word then) trend of that moment. Carolyn, try to keep up with what metallic fabrics are in for each week or even day. If we weren't so busy traveling, spinning and waxing nuts we'd totally help you. Next time text us on our T-Mobile Sidekick before you leave the house (or do our show).
Straight Alert:According to People Magazing Online, Lance Bass is gay. Lance may think this is really klemp (our new word), but he's blowing the cover for many other pop stars out there. Not us of course, we are 100% ungay and love the company of women, fashion, shirtless men and klemp modern antiques like Joan Osborne albums. Although we live together with our adopted child Meck in Canarsie or east Billyburg as we like to call it, that doesn't mean we're any different from the popular sitcom Bosom Buddies. Those guys were straight and we mean STRAIGHT. We're not gay. Anne Colter accepts us for who we are and we don't want to ruin our relationship with Fox News because they throw the klempest parties. You better jump back in and say it was a joke - or we'll make sure you never get into any velvet rope clubs in west Prague. Remember when you were straight in that bua movie "On the Line." klemp times right? We don't want our sexuality questioned constantly - don't be a bad Bass!
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Choreography Challenge part IIIf you refer to the post added yesterday, the Fast Food Rockers challenged us to a dance off. It's caused a stir in the dance community into an all out dance war! Other dancers are getting involved. The Harrison County High School has sent in their submission video to beat us all. They attached this message: Dear Bryan, Rex and the Fast Food Rockers, We can solve this dispute. We will out dance you any time, any place, any town. Name the location and the time and we'll kick ball change your heads in. Love in Christ, The Harrison County High School Show Choir. These bua jokers haven't even seen the Mannequin. Check out their submission below.
vs.
You be the judge.
Trend Alert!
While we were spinning hot euro house in a corn field near Kutztown, PA. We spotted the rewest (our new word) trend that is going to sweep the nation: White Bonnets. Get your hands on them before the Hiltonanistondiaz crowd claims it. Show the world how fashion savvy you claim to be. Be fashion forward. Santino will have it on the runway faster than you can say bua!
While we were spinning hot euro house in a corn field near Kutztown, PA. We spotted the rewest (our new word) trend that is going to sweep the nation: White Bonnets. Get your hands on them before the Hiltonanistondiaz crowd claims it. Show the world how fashion savvy you claim to be. Be fashion forward. Santino will have it on the runway faster than you can say bua!
Monday, July 24, 2006
Choreography Challenge:
It looks like the Fast Food Rockers are trying to steal the thunder of our new dance move the Mannequin. Check out their bua moves in "Say Cheese! Smile Please." We met the male member of the FFR at a bathhouse in East Berlin and he challenged us to a dance off. Needless to say, you can tell who's more flank (our new word). We don't have video of our dance move, but we'll show you the challenger.
It looks like the Fast Food Rockers are trying to steal the thunder of our new dance move the Mannequin. Check out their bua moves in "Say Cheese! Smile Please." We met the male member of the FFR at a bathhouse in East Berlin and he challenged us to a dance off. Needless to say, you can tell who's more flank (our new word). We don't have video of our dance move, but we'll show you the challenger.
vs.
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