UNICEF is Doing Great Things

Oh My God - UNICEF is the world's child survival authority. It's so teyep (our new word). UNICEF is helping kids in over 150 countries and territories and made Clay Aiken cut his hair...finally. We thought the Laura Bush quaff was so unteyep. Oh yeah, and we're not gay.

A Duvet Don't
Oh My God - do not buy a duvet from Pottery Barn. They are so not relp (our new word.) We went shopping this weekend and the staff would not help us find a bassinette for our darling adorably heinous adopted son, Meck. They just ignored us and cattily whispered about our trio. PLUS, we couldn't find anything to match his Andy Warhol print of Dudley Moore, so not relp. To top things off, they denied us a Pottery Barn credit card when we bought pussy willows to spray paint orange to match our neo-futuristic-post-nuclear-blasted-Shel-Silverstein foyer/kitchen nook. So bua.

Myspace quote of the day:

From this gentleman named, I ShAkE iT LiKe JeLLo MaKe ThE BoYz SaY HeLLo

"don't hate me cuz im beautyful hate me cuz ur man think so"

Collar Alert:

COLLARS UP IN DARFUR!
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Don't Come A-Knockin'

This is an open letter to Lance Bass,

I know we are so xeft (our new word), but don't think you can make us your rebound boyz. Your break up with Reichen must be difficult, but if you read any of posts on our blog you would know that we are 100% straight. We do live together with our adopted son Meck, but that doesn't make us gay (And Perez - you better not say ANYTHING!) We cannot offer any type of comfort you need, go to the Boyz Room and watch the Go Go Idol contest and get an ironic make out with the East Village's finest gays.

Our new BFF of the week:

Hey everyone meet Brenda Barnes, our yerkest (our new word) best friend. She's CEO and President of Sara Lee. We met her at a yerk party on the LES. We were cater waiting and Brenda took a liking to us because we kept "bringing the Bellinis!" We told her we were so impressed with her footware and she took us to her house! Well, we said that we housekeep on the side, but still so yerk. We told her about how we shined Moby's shoes while he was on tour and she just had to hire us. We drank Van Gogh Martinis and ate East Bolivian yak cheese together...I mean she was asleep while we were supposed to be scrubbing her bathroom tile, but still, we were under the same roof! See you next Wednesday Brenda!

Collar Alert:

COLLARS UP IF YOU SMELL LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
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Celeb Product of the Week:

We are huge supporters of the product. It's so plart (our new word). Just because we don't want to see a gal's gaping hole of desire doesn't mean we're gay. Here, here Miss Manners!

A fair trade:

Hey there folks - we are ready to give away all of our fashion tips and a weekend with us for a fair trade: new betrank (our new word) Playstation 3. We need to sell it over seas so we can get our heinous adopted son, Meck a new face. Ever since we've seen how adorable Suri has turned out, we need to put Meck back in the running. We'd like to get him a nice Linda Evangelista. We've seen the movie Face Off, we know it's possible.

Before and After

Artists of the Week:

The VinylShakerz covered the Murray Head hit "One Night in Bangkok." Their cover is so komd (our new word!). This music video is a window to the night light of BrYan and Rexxx. We've spent many a night in South Thailand drinking with crowds of ladies clamoring to catch a glimpse of us! Here, here VinylShakerz! So komd.

Saturday November 11th at BoysRoom!

We're on the silverscreen again at BoysRoom in the east village. You can see us in Lola Rock'n'Rolla's "Night of the Living Gay!" Just a reminder we're not gay, we are serious actors. We took one class at HB Studios and we can act gay. The film is so merk (our new word.) BoysRoom: 211 Ave A (13th St), NYC

A Gentle Reminder:


That we are straight. I know that fingers are pointing our way again. We live together and have an adopted child. Meck is a beautiful baby that requires two straight parents. He didn't have a father, now we must over-compensate. It's just so blark (our new word.).

Tonight BrYan and Rexxx are on the silver screen!

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

Election Trend:

Avoiding plastic surgery is the barnk (our new word) thing to do. Hillary didn't do it, so why should you? Let's all look like this. To your right is a projected picture of Sissy Spacek if she doesn't get work done.

Update: Our show is at 9pm tonight! Skip Grey's Anatomy!

Myspace Profile of the Week!

Hello everyone! Meet our plattest (our new word) fresh friend. Her name is Asian Pie. She has free webcam shows. We think they must be like our free weekly show at Mo Pitkin's about fashion, style and celebrity! We're too busy to catch them - we've been sweeping Tower records for all the deals for our Target India Tour. Look at her outfit. So platt. Thongs and Arms are so hot in Asia right now. It's great to connect with other performers like us on myspace. So professional. Check her out!

Just another reminder:














That we're are so not gay. We support breast cancer awareness because Rexxx has double A implants, but we're completely remeblin (our new word) heterosexuals on the prowl for some sweet kisses from some remeblin ladies. Check out our show tonight at 8p at Mo Pitkins!

Accessory of the Week

Having the sniffles never looked so good. This fall, the common cold is the benkest (our new word) thing to hit the streets. Everyone is getting them. We're been carrying our Louis hanky everywhere just waiting for a little run of the nose to show off our chops. We're going to start licking water fountains if out bodies get rid of the one we have now. So benk! Having a cold makes you sexually unattainable and therefore more desirable to the opposite sex (just a reminder: we're not gay). So go out there stop taking your vitamins, quit sleeping and walk through an infested elementary school then hope for the best.