Food Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were in South Albania on Tuesday. We had the most succulent ribs ever. It was so krant (our new word). We had Baby Back Snow Leopard ribs! Never have we had anything so succulent and messy. So krant. The ribs were served with a side of Macaroni and Albanian Goat Cheese with a lightly seasoned kale. Meck just couldn't get enough, he needed to two bibs and he rarely eats human food. This was served with the most dry Pinot Noir. Our teeth were fushia and our stomachs were full. You'd think that this was expensive, but since we opened Albania's first Target, we got our meal for free. We're so krant.

Song of the Week

Oh My God. This week we have discovered the very Strank (our new word) new artist from East France, Art Sullivan---Take a listen now---We will be mopping up after him all summer long on his tour of East South America. We won't be getting paid in real money, only in nuts, but it is an honor to be working with such a manboy!

Hair of the Week

Oh My God. This is the most marnt (our new word) shampoo ever and is all over south Malaysia! Sunsilk Shampoo turns everyday hair into real silk! See below. So marnt.

Dance of the Week

Oh My God. Below are some people doing the flant (our new word) new dance. Often times called the "Step, Touch," we love the ironic statement used here. Doing the dance will the least amount of skill to a song written by Luther Vandross for the Broadway Musical, "The Wiz." These white kids are hilighting the fact that they have no soul, which that is so artitic and flant!

Emmy Nomination of the Week

Oh My God. The Emmy Award Nominations have been announced today. We're sad to say that our superb make-up job as seriously featured close-up extras on Law and Order: SVU have gone unnoticed. Here are the untek (our new word) nominees for Outstanding Makeup.

Norman T. Leavitt for Grey's Anatomy - ABC

John E. Jackson for Little Britain - HBO

Debbie Zoller for Mad Men - AMC

Eryn Krueger Mekash for Nip/Tuck - FX

Todd A. McIntosh for Pushing Daisies - ABC

No BrYan and Rexxx for Law and Order: SVU - NBC? So untek!

Trend of the Week

Oh My God. The gloudest (our new word) fashion statement of the week is an aqua-marine burqa. It's sort of taboo in Paris, but it's like wearing handcuffs in the sack with a serial killer, so gloud! It's only permissible if you are rocking a dark plum liquid eye liner and thick mascara. Live out gloud!

Homage of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed a video by Le Colonel Bastard on Youtube. It's so orped (our new word). He is doing an homage to the very orped Iranian-born German perfomer Amos. Whose video "I Can't Stop My Feet" rocked the Oh My God blog a few times. So orped!

Hot Remix Opportunity

Oh My God. This song is so MrPle (our new word). Rianna needs to get on this hot MrPle song before Diddy gets it. Can someone remix this? So MrPle.

Hot Flu of the Week

Oh My God. It would seem that Swine Flu is all the rage right now. Plebs are waiting behind velvet ropes as A-List stars are getting a taste of it first. So terb (our new word). For you trendsetters out there, we've discovered an even hotter flu, The Raccoon Flu. It's so exclusive that only animals can get it. How terb. This whole week we've opened our hot East Bronxville (our new chic neighborhood) loft up to a baker's dozen Raccoons. We're keeping our fingers crossed as we're all sharing the same water dish. Totally terb.

Fashion Trend of the Week

Oh My God. We were iPod DJing at an opening of new target in east South Korea last week. Their fashion is so menq (our new word). We found this great place to get Korean fash and the website is so easy to remember http://stores.ebay.com.au/fashionlearder91. Just rolls off the tounge after having a sip of a jamba. So menq.

We're Not Gay But...

We think this even is going to be totally bernf (our new word). Hopefully we can pick up some of the losers! By the way, collars up in east Wisconsin.

Dance Hit of the Week

Oh My God. Sorry we've been away. We've been in West Uganda iPod deejaying. It was so marq (our new word). But here we have our new dance hit of the week. So marq.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. We ran across this kank (our new word) new artist. Much to our chagrin he's not even signed. We're working on our own record label called XXX with a Y Records. The artist (which I'm sure some of you know) is RoGeR. The reverb on his voice "Alone" will skyrocket him to stardom. Look how putting your voice into a filter helped out Paula Abdul and Britany Spears! Keep doing your thing RoGeR. Check out the song below!

Alone

Dance of the Week

Oh My God. The Fast Food Rockers are trying to rival us again. They are trying to serve us, literally. Their hit single, "Fast Food Song" has choreography that will attempt to bump our zeck (our new word) dance craze, "The Mannequin." The Fast Food Rockers have gone corporate and we can't even afford a non-blogspot website. All we can do is ask you to stand strong, still and don't move so the Mannequin can live forever. Kim Catrall, can you back us up? So zeck.

Pronunciation of the Week

Oh My God. Jillian Lewis has created a new pronunciation this week on the finale of Project Runway last night and we think it's so raught (our new word)! She reauditized RESOLUTION. She pronounced it rEEEEEsolution. So raught. Forget Christian and "Fierce," this is going to be huge. And to think she's from Long Island where it's normally pronounced rezalushen with a big hand gesture. Sorry you didn't win Jillian, but you have a raught new word of your own.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed in the mirror scene in Tommy, Ann-Margret decorated her boudoir just like our loft in East Williamsburg (Canarsie). So hepting (our new word). We love her mirror dance, it's not as hepting as the Mannequin which has become a world-wide sensation. The synth-wind effect needs to make a comeback as well. Can we get Jay-Z on that? Check out the video below and remember how hepting good ol' Ann used to be!

Scary Busey...

Oh My God. Gary Busey just gave Jennifer Garner just got the weirdest kiss on the neck while talking to Ryan Seacrest. So no burpt (our new word.)

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. A plerb (our new word) artist, Paula Abdul is making a comeback that's bigger than Tab. We're not sure if she's using her voice or the voice of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Either way it is so plerb. In the music video you'll see Randy Jackson from American Idol and Journey fame, playing a bass like the girls from Richard Palmer videos. What a shout out! We were surprised that Simon, Ford and Coke didn't get a shout out in the video. Like Amy Weinhouse, this is a throwback song. A throwback to 2001. Way to give a subtle shout out to 9/11. Paula Abdul is always so controversial. So plerb.

Gay Face of the Week.

Oh My God. So quirpette (our new word.)

America's Next Top Let Down

Oh My God. We were turned away from the casting at the cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model. Tyra just turned us away because we're men. That is so not prenkle (our new word). We told her that we would even compete as one person like the awkward ginger twins a few years ago. ANTM needs us, we will be the biggest runway duo to hit Valentino since Tyra's ample tits. We could totally kill in the go sees! We have so much personality and we know Moby. So prenkle.