Be blarnk (our new word) and vote for Brink of Fame: Actor for Logo's NewNowNext Awards.

Oh My God! Please check out our new video. It's all the rage and oh so mink (our new word) We worked for 72 hours straight on this masterpiece. Well, we only mopped up venomous snakes and rats throughout the shoot, but it was an honor. Next time, we may actually get to use the same bathroom as this Bollywood star!

Look of the Week

Oh My God. The new vlant (our new word) look for today is being covered in brown paint. It's so mud-wrestling-chic and can now exist outside of 1800's North American Native times. Just add a Gucci handbag with a pair of gold Greek sandals with a small heel. Pull back your hair then you're ready to show the world just how vlant you can be! We're going to the opening of "Love Happens" with this look. Can't wait to show everything off. So vlant.

America's Next Top Mall-del

Oh My God. We're pitching a new to show to My Network TV. A show where we search in malls across America to find the most yert (our new word) fashion models. Real models who look like they could be mannequins from The Limited, who we're looking to sponsor. The big prize would be to be featured in the Flagship Limited Store and $5000 cash. We're looking to get Kristy Swanson and Meshach Taylor from Mannequin 2 to be judges since they know a lot about yertness and possibly mannequins.

Are you up for the challenge?

Bundy Bash!

Oh my god----We are thrilled to report we will be vacationing in the Hamptons this weekend. Well--not really the Hamptons---but Massapequa. We will be Ipod Deejaying at The Bundy Bash. Celebrating the late great himself. And finally we are getting paid! The hosts of the shack are giving us a pair of brand new cinder block shoes! So Slarp! (word of the week) They will not be out until December, great shoes for the Winter. We are honored to wear them.

The New Country to be Held Hostage

Oh My God. After Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea, it became yesterday's barnt (our new word) news. The hottest country to be held captive is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. We're going there next week to bring Starbucks coffee beans to people of the DRotC. Two thirds of the country is malnourished, so it looks like time to start our new Master Cleanse, poppy seeds and non-brita water. Plus, the hot new pet of the week is the Okapi. So not barnt

Print of the Week

Oh My God. We were in the Cayman Islands at a super dwarnt (our new word) Dunkin Donuts opening. We were iPhone DJing early Canadian pop Alanis and latter secular Amy Grant. We noticed a dwarnt new print in men's wear. We got three pair each in different color schemes and even got two for Meck, our adopted son. We have to say these fashions made quite a splish. So dwarnt.