Scary Busey...
Oh My God. Gary Busey just gave Jennifer Garner just got the weirdest kiss on the neck while talking to Ryan Seacrest. So no burpt (our new word.)
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Artist of the Week
Oh My God. A plerb (our new word) artist, Paula Abdul is making a comeback that's bigger than Tab. We're not sure if she's using her voice or the voice of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Either way it is so plerb. In the music video you'll see Randy Jackson from American Idol and Journey fame, playing a bass like the girls from Richard Palmer videos. What a shout out! We were surprised that Simon, Ford and Coke didn't get a shout out in the video. Like Amy Weinhouse, this is a throwback song. A throwback to 2001. Way to give a subtle shout out to 9/11. Paula Abdul is always so controversial. So plerb.
Monday, February 18, 2008
America's Next Top Let Down Oh My God. We were turned away from the casting at the cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model. Tyra just turned us away because we're men. That is so not prenkle (our new word). We told her that we would even compete as one person like the awkward ginger twins a few years ago. ANTM needs us, we will be the biggest runway duo to hit Valentino since Tyra's ample tits. We could totally kill in the go sees! We have so much personality and we know Moby. So prenkle.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Look of the Week
Oh My God. This week ladies go get your haircut and frosted. It needs to be hairpt (our new word). We iPod DJed at an Target opening in Columbus, Ohio and this haircut is all the rage. Ladies you need to get the Markie Post. To accommodate this look you must have the sass or be a quirky public defender. So hairpt. You'll stop traffic with this look. Don't forget to accessorize with your fashion fanny pack and jean jacked. This look is so hairpt.
Oh My God. This week ladies go get your haircut and frosted. It needs to be hairpt (our new word). We iPod DJed at an Target opening in Columbus, Ohio and this haircut is all the rage. Ladies you need to get the Markie Post. To accommodate this look you must have the sass or be a quirky public defender. So hairpt. You'll stop traffic with this look. Don't forget to accessorize with your fashion fanny pack and jean jacked. This look is so hairpt.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Our Love Auction:
Oh My God. We've been weeding through all of the celebutants and we still haven't figured out with whom we should spend our hemt (our new word) Valentine's Day. We really think that we should go out with one of our readers. So hemt. Why don't you add a comment saying how much you would pay to hang out with us. Don't worry, we'll take you the hottest velvet ropes in the city. We used to clean the restrooms in Lotus if that tells you anything. We're hot to trot and so hemt.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Gospel follows popularity in half-dressed.
Oh My God. Aretha Franklin followed the half-dressed trend that most popstars sport last night at the Grammy Awards. We think that's so bologre (our new word.) But what makes it so fashionable is that it's not the usually vag hanging out, not that we mind because we're not gay, but she chose to show off her bologre sausage link. So bologre.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Grammy Performance of the Night
Oh My God. Beyonce had the hit performance last night at the Grammys. With great performances from Amy Weinhouse, Kanye West, Alicia Keys, and Foo Fighters, Beyonce was so good, they kept showing it over and over again. It was so klerb (our new word). Check it out below!
Oh My God. Beyonce had the hit performance last night at the Grammys. With great performances from Amy Weinhouse, Kanye West, Alicia Keys, and Foo Fighters, Beyonce was so good, they kept showing it over and over again. It was so klerb (our new word). Check it out below!
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Artist of the WeekOh My God. The son of the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals has started his plerm (our new word) career. We haven't really confirmed that fact, but he looks just like him. The artist's name goes by the name Tristan. It's the singular name popularized by Madonna, Cher and Rumplestitskin. His songs have the c word thrown all over the place and we like that because we're straight. So plerm. Check out the video below, dogs whining makes him smile apparently.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Look of the Week
Oh My God. Get your carrots out of the crisper everyone and have a feast! We've been on a complete carrot diet for the past month to get the look to the right. It's so carank (our new word.) We're a deep peach color now, but we're going for a nice Burnt Sienna for Christmas morning. If you're looking for any carank Christmas parties, we're going to the 14th street food kitchen. We hear it's exclusive and it's open bar. Happy Holidays. So carank!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Artist of the Week
Oh My God. We are rarely this inspired. Stacy Hedger is do derng (our new word). Her acting, dancing and trumpet playing definitely make her a triple threat and a force to be reconed with. Watch out Jennifer Preggers Lopez! We decided that spangled sleeves are so derng and the pitch being a little under is just part of her style, have you ever heard Fergie live?
Oh My God. We are rarely this inspired. Stacy Hedger is do derng (our new word). Her acting, dancing and trumpet playing definitely make her a triple threat and a force to be reconed with. Watch out Jennifer Preggers Lopez! We decided that spangled sleeves are so derng and the pitch being a little under is just part of her style, have you ever heard Fergie live?
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
It's an honor!
Oh My God. Mark Ronson, MTV's artist of the Week (not as prestigious as ours) has a music video in honor of our blog! It's so etix (our new word).
Oh My God. Mark Ronson, MTV's artist of the Week (not as prestigious as ours) has a music video in honor of our blog! It's so etix (our new word).
Study With Us
Oh My God. Last night on VH1's "The Pick Up Artist," Mystery sent home Joe W, a very klerb (our new word) fellow from Minnesota. Women usually think he's gay...we totally get that all the time. We're totally straight too, Joe! You should come out to our hot neighborhood and we'll teach you to pick up the ladies. We really haven't picked anyone up since we sold our genitalia last New Year's Eve to get in the VIP treatment at Bed (Mystery can't even get into Bed), but we remember how to get chicks mesmerized. Joe can even stay on our papazan right next to our pet meerkat. So klerb.
Oh My God. Last night on VH1's "The Pick Up Artist," Mystery sent home Joe W, a very klerb (our new word) fellow from Minnesota. Women usually think he's gay...we totally get that all the time. We're totally straight too, Joe! You should come out to our hot neighborhood and we'll teach you to pick up the ladies. We really haven't picked anyone up since we sold our genitalia last New Year's Eve to get in the VIP treatment at Bed (Mystery can't even get into Bed), but we remember how to get chicks mesmerized. Joe can even stay on our papazan right next to our pet meerkat. So klerb.
Monday, September 03, 2007
Hot New Pose of the Week
Oh My God. We haven't been posing for pictures lately because we have been working months trying to find a pose to convey bordom and apathy. The paps haven't been nocking down our door lately because we've been so in cognito. We think we've found our new look and it's so yent (our new word). We're going to Butter tomorrow and we're going to use this pose to get in. Hand on chin will be so unexpected. It seems so pedestrian, but with our fashion forward ways it will skyrocket us to superstardom. So yent.
Oh My God. We haven't been posing for pictures lately because we have been working months trying to find a pose to convey bordom and apathy. The paps haven't been nocking down our door lately because we've been so in cognito. We think we've found our new look and it's so yent (our new word). We're going to Butter tomorrow and we're going to use this pose to get in. Hand on chin will be so unexpected. It seems so pedestrian, but with our fashion forward ways it will skyrocket us to superstardom. So yent.
Friday, August 03, 2007
Hairspray the Movie
Oh My God. Hairspray, the movie has been out for a few weeks. It's been getting glerk (our new word) reviews. A lot of our "friends" have seen this movie and couldn't stop raving about it. We're not sure if our readers have been keeping up with the times...but hairspray is not glerk for the environment. That's why we're making a brand new movie called "Pomade." We're working on a script between Target openings and iPod DJing shifts. It'll be a green movie that is about two struggling wannabe celebutants who can't get into Butter for dinner. To get fame and fortune they start a line of hair care that will hopefully get them on the A List so they can eat next to J.Tim. The movie is going to be a cross between Good Will Hunting, Clueless, Maid in Manhattan, All About Eve, On Thin Ice: The Tai Babilonia Story, Fiddler on the Roof, Eddie Murphy: Raw, Pajama Game, Out of Africa, War of the Roses, My Two Dads and Godfather 2: Attack of the Clones. It's going to be glerk piece of cinematic history!
Oh My God. Hairspray, the movie has been out for a few weeks. It's been getting glerk (our new word) reviews. A lot of our "friends" have seen this movie and couldn't stop raving about it. We're not sure if our readers have been keeping up with the times...but hairspray is not glerk for the environment. That's why we're making a brand new movie called "Pomade." We're working on a script between Target openings and iPod DJing shifts. It'll be a green movie that is about two struggling wannabe celebutants who can't get into Butter for dinner. To get fame and fortune they start a line of hair care that will hopefully get them on the A List so they can eat next to J.Tim. The movie is going to be a cross between Good Will Hunting, Clueless, Maid in Manhattan, All About Eve, On Thin Ice: The Tai Babilonia Story, Fiddler on the Roof, Eddie Murphy: Raw, Pajama Game, Out of Africa, War of the Roses, My Two Dads and Godfather 2: Attack of the Clones. It's going to be glerk piece of cinematic history!Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Another Throwback Artist.
Oh My God. With the popularity of Amy Weinhouse's throwback album, artists are now following suit. Stewen Anderson is doing just that with his hot track, "Let it Out!" This song is so rapz (our new word.) This number is definitely a throwback to 1994, an era left out in the throwback genre. When the song was over, I was waiting for Ace of Base, like I used to do when we were making rapz mixtapes off the radio. I also felt like Lisa Loeb's career could be resurrected when i listened to that song...when the song was over, I realized so is she. So rapz.
Oh My God. With the popularity of Amy Weinhouse's throwback album, artists are now following suit. Stewen Anderson is doing just that with his hot track, "Let it Out!" This song is so rapz (our new word.) This number is definitely a throwback to 1994, an era left out in the throwback genre. When the song was over, I was waiting for Ace of Base, like I used to do when we were making rapz mixtapes off the radio. I also felt like Lisa Loeb's career could be resurrected when i listened to that song...when the song was over, I realized so is she. So rapz.
Friday, July 20, 2007
We don't get a lot of press
Oh My God. We always intimidate the press and it's great when readers praise our blog in other ways. Hillsong Music wrote a song about us called "Wonderful God." We think wonderful is a simple word, perhaps next time you write a song about us, take it to the next level, like ternk (our new word). Everyone in the video has their hands up in the air. This must have filmed below sea level because they reached up to us in NYC. Thanks for reading, Hillsong Music! You are all so ternk...or (sigh) wonderful.
Oh My God. We always intimidate the press and it's great when readers praise our blog in other ways. Hillsong Music wrote a song about us called "Wonderful God." We think wonderful is a simple word, perhaps next time you write a song about us, take it to the next level, like ternk (our new word). Everyone in the video has their hands up in the air. This must have filmed below sea level because they reached up to us in NYC. Thanks for reading, Hillsong Music! You are all so ternk...or (sigh) wonderful.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Hot Pet of the Week
Oh my God, there is a quap (our new word) pet in town that will blow away any toy dog this side of East Maui. That new pet is the darling Cicada. They're so very economical. They don't eat much or require a lot of space and they look great with a pair of red capris. So quap! Plus they shed their out-of-style exoskeleton in the fall, just like us!
Oh my God, there is a quap (our new word) pet in town that will blow away any toy dog this side of East Maui. That new pet is the darling Cicada. They're so very economical. They don't eat much or require a lot of space and they look great with a pair of red capris. So quap! Plus they shed their out-of-style exoskeleton in the fall, just like us!
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