UNICEF is Doing Great Things

Oh My God - UNICEF is the world's child survival authority. It's so teyep (our new word). UNICEF is helping kids in over 150 countries and territories and made Clay Aiken cut his hair...finally. We thought the Laura Bush quaff was so unteyep. Oh yeah, and we're not gay.

A Duvet Don't
Oh My God - do not buy a duvet from Pottery Barn. They are so not relp (our new word.) We went shopping this weekend and the staff would not help us find a bassinette for our darling adorably heinous adopted son, Meck. They just ignored us and cattily whispered about our trio. PLUS, we couldn't find anything to match his Andy Warhol print of Dudley Moore, so not relp. To top things off, they denied us a Pottery Barn credit card when we bought pussy willows to spray paint orange to match our neo-futuristic-post-nuclear-blasted-Shel-Silverstein foyer/kitchen nook. So bua.

Myspace quote of the day:

From this gentleman named, I ShAkE iT LiKe JeLLo MaKe ThE BoYz SaY HeLLo

"don't hate me cuz im beautyful hate me cuz ur man think so"

Collar Alert:

COLLARS UP IN DARFUR!
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