Artist of the Week

Oh My God. We ran across this kank (our new word) new artist. Much to our chagrin he's not even signed. We're working on our own record label called XXX with a Y Records. The artist (which I'm sure some of you know) is RoGeR. The reverb on his voice "Alone" will skyrocket him to stardom. Look how putting your voice into a filter helped out Paula Abdul and Britany Spears! Keep doing your thing RoGeR. Check out the song below!

Alone

Dance of the Week

Oh My God. The Fast Food Rockers are trying to rival us again. They are trying to serve us, literally. Their hit single, "Fast Food Song" has choreography that will attempt to bump our zeck (our new word) dance craze, "The Mannequin." The Fast Food Rockers have gone corporate and we can't even afford a non-blogspot website. All we can do is ask you to stand strong, still and don't move so the Mannequin can live forever. Kim Catrall, can you back us up? So zeck.

Pronunciation of the Week

Oh My God. Jillian Lewis has created a new pronunciation this week on the finale of Project Runway last night and we think it's so raught (our new word)! She reauditized RESOLUTION. She pronounced it rEEEEEsolution. So raught. Forget Christian and "Fierce," this is going to be huge. And to think she's from Long Island where it's normally pronounced rezalushen with a big hand gesture. Sorry you didn't win Jillian, but you have a raught new word of your own.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. This week we noticed in the mirror scene in Tommy, Ann-Margret decorated her boudoir just like our loft in East Williamsburg (Canarsie). So hepting (our new word). We love her mirror dance, it's not as hepting as the Mannequin which has become a world-wide sensation. The synth-wind effect needs to make a comeback as well. Can we get Jay-Z on that? Check out the video below and remember how hepting good ol' Ann used to be!