Friday, August 03, 2007

Hairspray the Movie

Oh My God. Hairspray, the movie has been out for a few weeks. It's been getting glerk (our new word) reviews. A lot of our "friends" have seen this movie and couldn't stop raving about it. We're not sure if our readers have been keeping up with the times...but hairspray is not glerk for the environment. That's why we're making a brand new movie called "Pomade." We're working on a script between Target openings and iPod DJing shifts. It'll be a green movie that is about two struggling wannabe celebutants who can't get into Butter for dinner. To get fame and fortune they start a line of hair care that will hopefully get them on the A List so they can eat next to J.Tim. The movie is going to be a cross between Good Will Hunting, Clueless, Maid in Manhattan, All About Eve, On Thin Ice: The Tai Babilonia Story, Fiddler on the Roof, Eddie Murphy: Raw, Pajama Game, Out of Africa, War of the Roses, My Two Dads and Godfather 2: Attack of the Clones. It's going to be glerk piece of cinematic history!