Friday, August 28, 2009

Look of the Week

Oh My God. The new vlant (our new word) look for today is being covered in brown paint. It's so mud-wrestling-chic and can now exist outside of 1800's North American Native times. Just add a Gucci handbag with a pair of gold Greek sandals with a small heel. Pull back your hair then you're ready to show the world just how vlant you can be! We're going to the opening of "Love Happens" with this look. Can't wait to show everything off. So vlant.

Monday, August 10, 2009

America's Next Top Mall-del

Oh My God. We're pitching a new to show to My Network TV. A show where we search in malls across America to find the most yert (our new word) fashion models. Real models who look like they could be mannequins from The Limited, who we're looking to sponsor. The big prize would be to be featured in the Flagship Limited Store and $5000 cash. We're looking to get Kristy Swanson and Meshach Taylor from Mannequin 2 to be judges since they know a lot about yertness and possibly mannequins.

Are you up for the challenge?

Friday, August 07, 2009

Bundy Bash!

Oh my god----We are thrilled to report we will be vacationing in the Hamptons this weekend. Well--not really the Hamptons---but Massapequa. We will be Ipod Deejaying at The Bundy Bash. Celebrating the late great himself. And finally we are getting paid! The hosts of the shack are giving us a pair of brand new cinder block shoes! So Slarp! (word of the week) They will not be out until December, great shoes for the Winter. We are honored to wear them.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

The New Country to be Held Hostage

Oh My God. After Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea, it became yesterday's barnt (our new word) news. The hottest country to be held captive is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. We're going there next week to bring Starbucks coffee beans to people of the DRotC. Two thirds of the country is malnourished, so it looks like time to start our new Master Cleanse, poppy seeds and non-brita water. Plus, the hot new pet of the week is the Okapi. So not barnt