Artist of the week

Oh my god - this young lady, Nikole Marie Music came into contact with us from Myspace. Her sounds are very hunph (our new word) and she seems like a perfectly lovely girl. She looks like the woman who works at the tanning salon next to Target in East Hanover mall in central Pennsylvania. Her first song she states she is dangerous, from our perspective it looks like her tan maybe dangerous. Please see your dermo stat. But seriously - we're looking for a surrogate breast feeder for our adopted son, Meck. Let us know if you're interested. One of your other tracks is entitled Selfish, so maybe you won't. For less information about her, check out her website at nikolemarie.com.

Our Future Hit Single:

Oh My God - we're releasing our memph (our new word) single to the world. Our producer told us to go a little more urban. It's called "You a Joke." Keep your eyes on VH1's artists you ought to know. I'm sure we'll be there soon. Below is a bootleg from one of our many memph shows.


You a Joke

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What about bryanandrex.blogspot.com?

Oh My God - The Dlist sounds totally deet (our new word), but aren't BrYan with a Y and Rexxx the hottest guys on the web? I know we sold our genitalia to get into BED on New Year's Eve, but still. We're guys who party, have a blog, will make appearances for free and we COULD be on the radio, but our faces are too deet. Beyond that, we are world travelers that educate people on fashion, style and pretension. Dan Savage, that is so not deet. Is it because we're not gay like Anderson Cooper? He wants a family, just like us. Have you not seen our adopted heinous charity child, Meck? He's the most fashionable baby right now next to Suri. Ugly babies are so deet. We implore you Mr. Savage to change your words. But if you don't, we won't need you anyway because we're on the A List.

Myspace Message of the Week:
Oh My God- today (VK:)Todd, from myspace, wrote us a message:

(VK:)TODD: Your Cute. (With the grammatical error.)

BrYan and Rexxx: Thanks, mystery pic.

(VK:) TODD: Your Welcome is your dick big (With the grammatical error and no punctuation.)

How do we answer that to a person who is so afraid to show his face on the internet? So not plert (our new word). To answer your question, we sold our genitalia to get into the VIP section of BED, a hot club in NYC on New Year's Eve. One day we'll be able to afford replacement parts. We'll let you know how big they are whenever we acquire it - at least you'll know they'll be plert.

Artist of the Week

Oh My God. The German pop band, Die Prinzen is our artist of the with their melph (our new word) video, Mein Fahrrad (My Bike)! Since Queen, there hasn't been a bike song that even comes close to comparison. What's great about them, is they're leading the pack of subjectively unattactive front men. He looks like a cross between a fraggle and George Castanza's mother on Seinfeld. So melph! The message seems clear, although we don't speak a lick of German, is that corpulent singers need to exersise or nicolerichie to get better production values and a huge record deal. This is a fantastic message for those beastly children out there with subpar voices and should be shared with all. So melph.

UNICEF is Doing Great Things

Oh My God - UNICEF is the world's child survival authority. It's so teyep (our new word). UNICEF is helping kids in over 150 countries and territories and made Clay Aiken cut his hair...finally. We thought the Laura Bush quaff was so unteyep. Oh yeah, and we're not gay.

A Duvet Don't
Oh My God - do not buy a duvet from Pottery Barn. They are so not relp (our new word.) We went shopping this weekend and the staff would not help us find a bassinette for our darling adorably heinous adopted son, Meck. They just ignored us and cattily whispered about our trio. PLUS, we couldn't find anything to match his Andy Warhol print of Dudley Moore, so not relp. To top things off, they denied us a Pottery Barn credit card when we bought pussy willows to spray paint orange to match our neo-futuristic-post-nuclear-blasted-Shel-Silverstein foyer/kitchen nook. So bua.

Myspace quote of the day:

From this gentleman named, I ShAkE iT LiKe JeLLo MaKe ThE BoYz SaY HeLLo

"don't hate me cuz im beautyful hate me cuz ur man think so"

Collar Alert:

COLLARS UP IN DARFUR!
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Don't Come A-Knockin'

This is an open letter to Lance Bass,

I know we are so xeft (our new word), but don't think you can make us your rebound boyz. Your break up with Reichen must be difficult, but if you read any of posts on our blog you would know that we are 100% straight. We do live together with our adopted son Meck, but that doesn't make us gay (And Perez - you better not say ANYTHING!) We cannot offer any type of comfort you need, go to the Boyz Room and watch the Go Go Idol contest and get an ironic make out with the East Village's finest gays.

Our new BFF of the week:

Hey everyone meet Brenda Barnes, our yerkest (our new word) best friend. She's CEO and President of Sara Lee. We met her at a yerk party on the LES. We were cater waiting and Brenda took a liking to us because we kept "bringing the Bellinis!" We told her we were so impressed with her footware and she took us to her house! Well, we said that we housekeep on the side, but still so yerk. We told her about how we shined Moby's shoes while he was on tour and she just had to hire us. We drank Van Gogh Martinis and ate East Bolivian yak cheese together...I mean she was asleep while we were supposed to be scrubbing her bathroom tile, but still, we were under the same roof! See you next Wednesday Brenda!

Collar Alert:

COLLARS UP IF YOU SMELL LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
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Celeb Product of the Week:

We are huge supporters of the product. It's so plart (our new word). Just because we don't want to see a gal's gaping hole of desire doesn't mean we're gay. Here, here Miss Manners!

A fair trade:

Hey there folks - we are ready to give away all of our fashion tips and a weekend with us for a fair trade: new betrank (our new word) Playstation 3. We need to sell it over seas so we can get our heinous adopted son, Meck a new face. Ever since we've seen how adorable Suri has turned out, we need to put Meck back in the running. We'd like to get him a nice Linda Evangelista. We've seen the movie Face Off, we know it's possible.

Before and After

Artists of the Week:

The VinylShakerz covered the Murray Head hit "One Night in Bangkok." Their cover is so komd (our new word!). This music video is a window to the night light of BrYan and Rexxx. We've spent many a night in South Thailand drinking with crowds of ladies clamoring to catch a glimpse of us! Here, here VinylShakerz! So komd.

Saturday November 11th at BoysRoom!

We're on the silverscreen again at BoysRoom in the east village. You can see us in Lola Rock'n'Rolla's "Night of the Living Gay!" Just a reminder we're not gay, we are serious actors. We took one class at HB Studios and we can act gay. The film is so merk (our new word.) BoysRoom: 211 Ave A (13th St), NYC

A Gentle Reminder:


That we are straight. I know that fingers are pointing our way again. We live together and have an adopted child. Meck is a beautiful baby that requires two straight parents. He didn't have a father, now we must over-compensate. It's just so blark (our new word.).

Tonight BrYan and Rexxx are on the silver screen!

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

Election Trend:

Avoiding plastic surgery is the barnk (our new word) thing to do. Hillary didn't do it, so why should you? Let's all look like this. To your right is a projected picture of Sissy Spacek if she doesn't get work done.