We're so influential!


Oh My God! About a week ago we made Gunther our blaert (our new word) artist of the week. We're absolutely sure the web traffic must have skyrocketed. We also assume that Samantha Fox must have caught wind of our pick of the week and recorded a song and video in a weeks time. You know once you see it on our blog - things just blow up. It's soooo blaert! She covered her blaertest hit song, "Touch Me" with this hot swede rocker. Sam, we know you're reading this...we're going to spin that hot track at the opening of a Target in Akron, Ohio next weekend. Why don't you stop by? Check out the video below.

We also found a picture of Gunther from his high school year book. He was so blaert back then too...same exact fashion statement.

Retro Fashion
The fashion forward Carolyn Castiglia introduced her clepht (our new word at 5:50p) space age silver jacket in May '06. We applauded this fashion statement and told all of our friends in south Chile about this. You can imagine our shock when Carolyn showed up to our show in June '06 wearing the same jacket! Appalling! Not because it was June - because copper was the denk (our word then) trend of that moment. Carolyn, try to keep up with what metallic fabrics are in for each week or even day. If we weren't so busy traveling, spinning and waxing nuts we'd totally help you. Next time text us on our T-Mobile Sidekick before you leave the house (or do our show).

Straight Alert:

According to People Magazing Online, Lance Bass is gay. Lance may think this is really klemp (our new word), but he's blowing the cover for many other pop stars out there. Not us of course, we are 100% ungay and love the company of women, fashion, shirtless men and klemp modern antiques like Joan Osborne albums. Although we live together with our adopted child Meck in Canarsie or east Billyburg as we like to call it, that doesn't mean we're any different from the popular sitcom Bosom Buddies. Those guys were straight and we mean STRAIGHT. We're not gay. Anne Colter accepts us for who we are and we don't want to ruin our relationship with Fox News because they throw the klempest parties. You better jump back in and say it was a joke - or we'll make sure you never get into any velvet rope clubs in west Prague. Remember when you were straight in that bua movie "On the Line." klemp times right? We don't want our sexuality questioned constantly - don't be a bad Bass!

Collar Alert:

COLLARS UP in CT, PA, AK and Detroit ONLY!
stay turned for up-to-the-minute collar coverage only on Oh My God.

Choreography Challenge part II

If you refer to the post added yesterday, the Fast Food Rockers challenged us to a dance off. It's caused a stir in the dance community into an all out dance war! Other dancers are getting involved. The Harrison County High School has sent in their submission video to beat us all. They attached this message: Dear Bryan, Rex and the Fast Food Rockers, We can solve this dispute. We will out dance you any time, any place, any town. Name the location and the time and we'll kick ball change your heads in. Love in Christ, The Harrison County High School Show Choir. These bua jokers haven't even seen the Mannequin. Check out their submission below.

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You be the judge.

Trend Alert!


While we were spinning hot euro house in a corn field near Kutztown, PA. We spotted the rewest (our new word) trend that is going to sweep the nation: White Bonnets. Get your hands on them before the Hiltonanistondiaz crowd claims it. Show the world how fashion savvy you claim to be. Be fashion forward. Santino will have it on the runway faster than you can say bua!

Choreography Challenge:

It looks like the Fast Food Rockers are trying to steal the thunder of our new dance move the Mannequin. Check out their bua moves in "Say Cheese! Smile Please." We met the male member of the FFR at a bathhouse in East Berlin and he challenged us to a dance off. Needless to say, you can tell who's more flank (our new word). We don't have video of our dance move, but we'll show you the challenger.

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Who's more flank? You be the judge.

Collar Alert:

COLLARS DOWN!
stay turned for up-to-the-minute collar coverage only on Oh My God.

Artist of the Week

This man is delicious and so barnk (our new word for today)! His name is Amos, one name like Madonna, Rhetta and of course BrYan and Rexxx. He's the self-titled imperator of pop. He certainly is a dancing fiend. We met him on a redeye to Frankfurt one night over Boxing Day in '04. We exchanged busi-cards and recently reconnected at the Men's room in the Applebee's at South Beach. We really want to borrow his barnk gold suit for the opening of a hot new club in east Erie. Check out is website at http://www.amos-music.com and see this video below.

Accessory of the Day

Charity Children. The plertest (our new word starting at 3:48) thing to have your hands on this minute isn't a Fendi - it was a baby from a third world country. We just received word about eight seconds ago on our T-Mobile Sidekick...now the new plert thing to have is a baby lacking in the aesthetic. We haven't even seen Suri, we can only assume that she is heinous. People will feel so sorry for you and your mangled child that it'll throw you to the top of the hot list.

So adorable and so yesterday!

Meet BrYan and Rexxx's new adopted baby, Meck!

Isn't he wretched looking! We are accepting gifts and we're registered at Tiffany's. We would also like to remind you that we are not gay what-so-ever! We just like fashion, world cultures and shirtless men. We're having drinks with Tom Cruise, Matthew Mcconaughey, Kevin Spacey, ANT and Anderson Cooper on Thursday at Splash to show off the new baby.

Artist of the Week

You must check out the glarbest (new word of the day) new artist to hit the scene. We ran into him at a hot bagel shop in east Istambul in the beginning of '05 during a glarb DJ/Music conference. We love his style and his song, Tutti Frutti Summerlove is already on our 4 iPods. We're going to spin it at our late set in Boise tomorrow.

Check out his website and listen to these future hits. www.gunthernet.com.

Artist of the Week

Check out the carpest new singer, Adam Barta. We met him in east Boliva laptop spinning in a warehouse on a Tuesday afternoon. We think his Physical cover is zo klart!

www.adambarta.com

Thursday July 6th at 10pm

The most carp show on the planet is here for you. This week Jean Babtiste (of the social elite) will dazzle you with celebrity news and Billy Wood (New Jersite) will tell you the trials and tribulations of living "Bridge and Tunnel." BrYan with a Y and Rexxx, as always will share their world travels and update you on their road to success! Get your randy ass over here for our amazing drink specials - Stoli Raztini for $35.75. Tomas always serving you with his shirt off. Ok maybe not - but we'll get him to do it. Collars up!

As always:
Mo Pitkins
34 Ave. A (b/w 2nd and 3rd)