Straight Alert:According to People Magazing Online, Lance Bass is gay. Lance may think this is really klemp (our new word), but he's blowing the cover for many other pop stars out there. Not us of course, we are 100% ungay and love the company of women, fashion, shirtless men and klemp modern antiques like Joan Osborne albums. Although we live together with our adopted child Meck in Canarsie or east Billyburg as we like to call it, that doesn't mean we're any different from the popular sitcom Bosom Buddies. Those guys were straight and we mean STRAIGHT. We're not gay. Anne Colter accepts us for who we are and we don't want to ruin our relationship with Fox News because they throw the klempest parties. You better jump back in and say it was a joke - or we'll make sure you never get into any velvet rope clubs in west Prague. Remember when you were straight in that bua movie "On the Line." klemp times right? We don't want our sexuality questioned constantly - don't be a bad Bass!
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I say briefly: Best! Useful information. Good job guys.
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