Oh my god! Sorry we've been off line. We've been waiting for many checks from the multitude of our freelance deejay/fruit polishing/head waxing gigs. We thought Target lost our address! We even sold our adopted son, Meck to hot hollywood couple, John Tesh and Connie Sellica. We still couldn't make ends meet enough to pay our cable internet. But now we're back!So many people give models a bad rap for only being pretty and just a blerq (our new word) body. Last weekend we were in the VIP lounge at Lotus and we saw the blerq Gisele Bündchen throwing back Stoli O and Red Bulls. We've heard that she does party tricks. So, we egged her on along with Veronica Mars' Jason Dohring. She then said "BrYan, Rexxx and Jason, I'll show you..." or something like that, it was in another language. But low and behold with a blink of an eye she transformed into an Impala or a Deer and ran out the door! Who knew she had so much talent with her mutant power! Gisele, you'll always be blerq in our eyes!
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