A fair trade:

Hey there folks - we are ready to give away all of our fashion tips and a weekend with us for a fair trade: new betrank (our new word) Playstation 3. We need to sell it over seas so we can get our heinous adopted son, Meck a new face. Ever since we've seen how adorable Suri has turned out, we need to put Meck back in the running. We'd like to get him a nice Linda Evangelista. We've seen the movie Face Off, we know it's possible.

Before and After

Artists of the Week:

The VinylShakerz covered the Murray Head hit "One Night in Bangkok." Their cover is so komd (our new word!). This music video is a window to the night light of BrYan and Rexxx. We've spent many a night in South Thailand drinking with crowds of ladies clamoring to catch a glimpse of us! Here, here VinylShakerz! So komd.

Saturday November 11th at BoysRoom!

We're on the silverscreen again at BoysRoom in the east village. You can see us in Lola Rock'n'Rolla's "Night of the Living Gay!" Just a reminder we're not gay, we are serious actors. We took one class at HB Studios and we can act gay. The film is so merk (our new word.) BoysRoom: 211 Ave A (13th St), NYC

A Gentle Reminder:


That we are straight. I know that fingers are pointing our way again. We live together and have an adopted child. Meck is a beautiful baby that requires two straight parents. He didn't have a father, now we must over-compensate. It's just so blark (our new word.).

Tonight BrYan and Rexxx are on the silver screen!

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

Election Trend:

Avoiding plastic surgery is the barnk (our new word) thing to do. Hillary didn't do it, so why should you? Let's all look like this. To your right is a projected picture of Sissy Spacek if she doesn't get work done.

Update: Our show is at 9pm tonight! Skip Grey's Anatomy!

Myspace Profile of the Week!

Hello everyone! Meet our plattest (our new word) fresh friend. Her name is Asian Pie. She has free webcam shows. We think they must be like our free weekly show at Mo Pitkin's about fashion, style and celebrity! We're too busy to catch them - we've been sweeping Tower records for all the deals for our Target India Tour. Look at her outfit. So platt. Thongs and Arms are so hot in Asia right now. It's great to connect with other performers like us on myspace. So professional. Check her out!

Just another reminder:














That we're are so not gay. We support breast cancer awareness because Rexxx has double A implants, but we're completely remeblin (our new word) heterosexuals on the prowl for some sweet kisses from some remeblin ladies. Check out our show tonight at 8p at Mo Pitkins!

Accessory of the Week

Having the sniffles never looked so good. This fall, the common cold is the benkest (our new word) thing to hit the streets. Everyone is getting them. We're been carrying our Louis hanky everywhere just waiting for a little run of the nose to show off our chops. We're going to start licking water fountains if out bodies get rid of the one we have now. So benk! Having a cold makes you sexually unattainable and therefore more desirable to the opposite sex (just a reminder: we're not gay). So go out there stop taking your vitamins, quit sleeping and walk through an infested elementary school then hope for the best.

Collar Alert:

COLLARS DOWN IN SOUTH BRAZIL AND UP IN THAILAND!
stay tuned for up-to-the-minute collar coverage only on Oh My God.

Just a reminder:

That we're not gay. We're just berft (our new word).

We're Rich!
We didn't even play the lotto, but we're winners! We're so werght (our new word). Mr. HANS DOUGLAS, who capitalizes his name for some reason and makes several typos, wrote us a message stating that our e-mail address is connected to some winning numbers! Sounds official, no? So werght? I think all we have to do is give him all of our private financial information and we're set! The first thing we're going to do with our winnings is give our adopted son, Meck, a new face, since ugly babies we're werght a month ago. We've decided to give him the face of Linda Evangelista. We can't wait for the check so our heinous Meck can feel like a supermodel! Thanks Hans Douglas!

Artists of the Week:

When we were in south Prague opening a Wendy's we bumped into the trankest (our new word) new group, The West End Girls. These girls combine the world of construction and an unimaginative look into pop music that we just adore. It's so trank. In both of their videos they are sporting about 410 yards of pleather (it's making a come back) and use cardboard cut outs. An elementary school teacher must have done the set design - we're definitely using their designer for our video, "On the Red Eye." They whisper sing, which is so trank because Janet Jackson is back again. Check out their video below and check out their website www.westendgirls.se.

Fashion File:


Japan Fashion Week was held last week and it was so ferk (our new word)! Designer Kazuo Takashima had his models wear shoes on their heads, which proves something, walking on your head in the rain can finally happen! Takashima has finally provided the correct street wear perfect for circus folks in monsoon season, it's the new ferk thing. Get yourself into that hot yoga class stat!

Baby Up For Adoption:

In July we reported that baby Suri must be heinous since she hasn't been revealed. (Read more about that post...) So we went out and adopted our aesthetically challenged child, Meck, which was so frenk (our new word) at the time. As you see, Suri is as cute as a baby doll. Some days you're frenk, some days you're not. We need to give Meck back because we don't want him to clash with our style. Does anyone want him? Should we put an ad on Craigslist? He's really quiet. He doesn't eat much and but loves to drink battery acid. He doesn't have any hair, so you'll save Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo costs. Please give this precious child a home.

Our Meck can now be yours!

Stealing the Thunder:

Shame on you Fergie! Fergie, formerly known for being the vag from the Black Eyed Peas has released her new song "London Bridge." This is after she met us greeting people at a Target opening in LA in the fall. We told her we're getting ready to release our flenk (our new word) new song "Mary Had a Little Little Lamb (Her Fleece Was White After Labor Day, YUCK!)" How dare you steal our thunder. It's so not flenk. We're not buying your album unless you get us on the list at Soho House.

Reminder:

Rosie O'Donnell has joined the cast of the view today. We think it's really merk (our new word.) Her new haircut is tre merk too. We just want to remind you all that we're not gay. We would do any of those girls on that stage on the View. Behar - watch out! Rosie, we'll send flowers too since you got Tom's!