We apologize that we haven't been posting. The three of us (BrYan, Rex and Meck, our fashionably unattractive adopted child ala the mysterious and most likely heinous Suri Cruise) went on vacation to east Istanbul. Unfortunately, it wasn't so herk (our new word). The Turkish government took one look at Meck and mistook him for an illegal alien...like an ALIEN alien. They threw us in the slammer quicker than you could say kebob. We were beaten, questioned and raped. We did not enjoy being raped by the ravage muscular Turkish beefcakes in those seemingly unsanitary unattended shower rooms. We weren't the only ones prodded - poor Meck was being tested and probed to see if he was actually human. How dare they - he's most definitely horrificly unattractive, but you can see that he's human. Just look into those black eyes. Now we're back and it's herk to have your collars up!
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
We've been on vacation...
We apologize that we haven't been posting. The three of us (BrYan, Rex and Meck, our fashionably unattractive adopted child ala the mysterious and most likely heinous Suri Cruise) went on vacation to east Istanbul. Unfortunately, it wasn't so herk (our new word). The Turkish government took one look at Meck and mistook him for an illegal alien...like an ALIEN alien. They threw us in the slammer quicker than you could say kebob. We were beaten, questioned and raped. We did not enjoy being raped by the ravage muscular Turkish beefcakes in those seemingly unsanitary unattended shower rooms. We weren't the only ones prodded - poor Meck was being tested and probed to see if he was actually human. How dare they - he's most definitely horrificly unattractive, but you can see that he's human. Just look into those black eyes. Now we're back and it's herk to have your collars up!
We apologize that we haven't been posting. The three of us (BrYan, Rex and Meck, our fashionably unattractive adopted child ala the mysterious and most likely heinous Suri Cruise) went on vacation to east Istanbul. Unfortunately, it wasn't so herk (our new word). The Turkish government took one look at Meck and mistook him for an illegal alien...like an ALIEN alien. They threw us in the slammer quicker than you could say kebob. We were beaten, questioned and raped. We did not enjoy being raped by the ravage muscular Turkish beefcakes in those seemingly unsanitary unattended shower rooms. We weren't the only ones prodded - poor Meck was being tested and probed to see if he was actually human. How dare they - he's most definitely horrificly unattractive, but you can see that he's human. Just look into those black eyes. Now we're back and it's herk to have your collars up!
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